Where the Unsaved Are Not Welcome

[Beb]

landoverbaptist.org

Has anyone here seen that site? Pretty good satire.

We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!

We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!

[anjulibai]

It's satire.

[Beb]

It's satire.

Uh

Yep

That's why I said, "Pretty good satire."

[anjulibai]

Uh

Yep

That's why I said, "Pretty good satire."

:embarrassed: Reading fail on my part, sorry.

Yeah, that website has been around for years.

[Beb]

:embarrassed: Reading fail on my part, sorry.

Yeah, that website has been around for years.

I had never seen it before, but I like satire, so it's kind of funny to me. :-)

[anjulibai]

I had never seen it before, but I like satire, so it's kind of funny to me. :-)

Do they still have the part about women not having souls? I thought that one was awesome.

[Fallgirl30]

I have never seen this site before, but from what I just read, it's hilarious. "Tampons: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers." It is reminiscent of The Onion. In my head, all the quotes from the pastors read like Reverend Lovejoy. Very funny stuff. :lol: