You know you're a fundy when...

[amie]

..........

[joe_mulcahy]

-You saw your sister about to collapse with exhaustion from caring for 3 of your 0-5 siblings whilst she prepared dinner and did four loads of laundry, and you did nothing to help her since you're a boy, and caring for buddies, cooking and doing laundry is women's work

-You were said to be the culprit of a "sin in the camp" because you were caught masturbating

-You believe that nearly everyone who thinks differently from you is going to Hell

-You don't ask "what does Bill Gothard know about marriage when he hasn't been married himself?" because you don't want to go to Hell

-You think you're going to hell because you wondered what Bill Gothard knows about marriage since he's never been married himself

-You think you're going to Hell because you wanted to help your sister with a sibling because she looked tired

-Your father teaches you about sex immediately before your wedding and you thought "I'm supposed to do whaaaat with her whaaaaaat?!"

-You discovered what a Vulva looks like on your wedding night and fainted

[Guest Anonymous]

You give up using toilet paper and use family cloth instead. (pennilessparenting)