Doug Issues Push Up Challenge

[twin2]

All. Laughing so hard I can hardly type. Video of Dougie doing push-ups. Issuing a challenge to manly men to send him videos of them doing push-ups. LOLs to follow, when the tears of laughter stop rolling.

vimeo.com/67359650

[VooDooChild]

Er......whyyyyyyyy? This manly man is so perplexing.....

[Mary C Doates]

All. Laughing so hard I can hardly type. Video of Dougie doing push-ups. Issuing a challenge to manly men to send him videos of them doing push-ups. LOLs to follow, when the tears of laughter stop rolling.

vimeo.com/67359650

Oh, dear Lord.

So Doug Phliips (who is a tool) wants manly men to send him videos of them doing push-ups, which he will "screen". Do the most manly of push-uppers get some reward, say, an VF internship or even a personal congratulation from Doug (Phillips who is a tool) himself? And did I mishear something, or was his daughter going to be viewing these videos as well? Pretty defrauding, I would think!

Word of advice to Doug (Phillips who is a tool): that video really highlights your developing bald spot. Might want to stick to more, um, upright or erect forms of exercise next time.

[merrily]

... My filthy mind just thought of a different kind of 'up'. One that requires Doug's anaconda and excessive Viagra consumption.

[julie paradox]

Aha! Can I tell Sensei Andy that the reason I can't do push-ups is because I'm not a manly man (like Doug The Tool)?

(Seriously, my arms have always been wimpy and my abdominal muscles are shot to pieces. If we start on the floor I can't actually get off. Every now and again he says "don't let your chest touch the floor" and I make a hollow laughing.)

[twin2]

Oh, dear Lord.

So Doug Phliips (who is a tool) wants manly men to send him videos of them doing push-ups, which he will "screen". Do the most manly of push-uppers get some reward, say, an VF internship or even a personal congratulation from Doug (Phillips who is a tool) himself? And did I mishear something, or was his daughter going to be viewing these videos as well? Pretty defrauding, I would think!

Word of advice to Doug (Phillips who is a tool): that video really highlights your developing bald spot. Might want to stick to more, um, upright or erect forms of exercise next time.

Yep, he send send the videos to Liberty. Guess it is killing two birds with one stone, Liberty gets to find a suitor and Doguie gets to look at pics of manly man doing push-ups! It's a win-win situation.

PS: Did he say the interns were around him while he was doing his push-ups?

[Mary C Doates]

Yes, I believe the interns were "witnessing" his push-up prowess, discreetly, in the next room.

Perhaps his daughter gets the videos of the "losers"--i.e., the men insufficiently manly for Doug (Phillips who is a tool)--since we all know women are second-rate, undeserving of the most manly of manly men.

What a douche. Or, more correctly,

[Burris]

Doug Phillips (is a tool) wants other men to send him videos of their doing push-ups? LOL! That’s even more stereotypically flamboyant than his love for costumes.

[OkToBeTakei]

Surely we have a fit FJ-er preferably a womanly woman who can send in a video? PLEASE?

I would offer but I am really shit at push ups :lol:

[Mary C Doates]

Doug Phillips (is a tool) wants other men to send him videos of their doing push-ups? LOL! That’s even more stereotypically flamboyant than his love for costumes.

Perhaps he should specify men in costumes doing push-ups. Maybe one of the interns should suggest it. Hi, interns!

Doug Phillips = tool

[thoughtful]

The title of this thread made me hope, for just a fleeting moment, that he was doing a bra comparison.

"Now, let's try Victoria's Secret Bombshell model -- see how it adds a cup size, but notice that it gives me back fat; that's a no-no!"

[Mary C Doates]

The title of this thread made me hope, for just a fleeting moment, that he was doing a bra comparison.

"Now, let's try Victoria's Secret Bombshell model -- see how it adds a cup size, but notice that it gives me back fat; that's a no-no!"

Perhaps this will happen at one of his "historical" conferences: "How Women's Undergarments Caused the Downfall of Christianity: Reclaiming Dominion Over Lacy Panties". Scientific study and measurements would be necessary, of course. No women allowed due to the defrauding nature of the topic.

Edited because I forgot to mention that Doug Phillips is a tool.

[NoneandDoneinCali]

All. Laughing so hard I can hardly type. Video of Dougie doing push-ups. Issuing a challenge to manly men to send him videos of them doing push-ups. LOLs to follow, when the tears of laughter stop rolling.

vimeo.com/67359650

You know what I like about you, Twin? That your unceasing vendetta with that douche canoe Doug Phillips (is a tool) makes me laugh my arse off every time you post about it. Thank you for fighting the good fight!

Oh, and for the record? My single gay friends who are actively dating spend waaaaaay less time looking at and taking pictures of manly men being manly than Doug Phillips (is a tool). And they are pretty open about their ... erm, exploits. If I may quote my beloved friend Paul when I showed him the Vision Forum site: "He's cute for pocket-sized, but ... the fuck? That man is NOT straight."

Now, I wouldn't normally give anyone grief about their orientation, but Doug Phillips (is a tool) is such a hateful and transparent dill weed that I can't help it. Hey, Dougie (is a )! Have you heard of Freud? Look up Reaction Formation ... I think you'll find it personally relevant!

[ThisOlGirl]

I wanna see Be-All out push-up Dougie. You know she can.

[CynicMom]

Surely we have a fit FJ-er preferably a womanly woman who can send in a video? PLEASE?

I would offer but I am really shit at push ups :lol:

We could come up with several women doing lots of pushups, but it wouldn't see the light of day.

[twin2]

You know what I like about you, Twin? That your unceasing vendetta with that douche canoe Doug Phillips (is a tool) makes me laugh my arse off every time you post about it. Thank you for fighting the good fight!

When I die, I want it to say on my tombstone:

Herein lies Twin2, the women who let the world know, Doug Phillips is a Tool! Persevero!!

[debrand]

When I die, I want it to say on my tombstone:

Herein lies Twin2, the women who let the world know, Doug Phillips is a Tool! Persevero!!

And we will make certain to carry out your wish. :lol: You and Thoughtful both make me extra happy with your Doug memes.

Doug is a tool.

I can only do ten pushups. We must have some women on this board who have upper body strength. Even if he didn't post the videos maybe we could post them on youtube as a response to Vision Forum.

[ari_belle]

Good God....this is so incredibly disturbing...

[thoughtful]

Perhaps this will happen at one of his "historical" conferences: "How Women's Undergarments Caused the Downfall of Christianity: Reclaiming Dominion Over Lacy Panties". Scientific study and measurements would be necessary, of course. No women allowed due to the defrauding nature of the topic.

:lol:

Really, if that video had been from anyone else, it wouldn't have bothered me. Someone encouraging others to work out and be fit is not a bad thing (although I don't know whether millions of pushups, and nothing else, is necessarily a healthy routine), and Doug is pleasant, cheerful, and can clearly do push-ups himself.

It's just the incredible toolishness of Doug that makes it bizarre.

[twin2]

[thoughtful]

A variation on the old Burlesque sight gag seems appropriate here.

[twin2]

I swear, it is like taking candy from a baby..........

He is just making it too damn easy!

[Hane]

Just had a flashback of a "What Not to Wear" episode. The week's participant (a former Marine, as I recall) challenged Clinton Kelly to a push-up competition. My daughter observed, "You KNOW he's going to win. He's gay, and gay guys spend their whole LIVES at the gym!" She was right--he won.

[danvillebelle]

Doug (Phillips is a tool) is inching closer and closer to the front of the closet with each passing year.

I have maintained for years, and still do, that he is going to get caught playing hunt the anaconda with an intern someday and have a huge, Jimmy Swaggart-like fall from grace, complete with sobbing video and Be-all probably standing by him through the whole thing.

Doug Phillips is a tool.

[CelticGoddess]

Surely we have a fit FJ-er preferably a womanly woman who can send in a video? PLEASE?

I would offer but I am really shit at push ups :lol:

Would the friend of the Fj-er count? I have a friend (I graduated from nursing school with her) who is a body builder. She is an award winning body builder. She can smoke most men when it comes to push ups. I might could get her to send in a video. Could you imagine the look on Doug (is a tool)'s face?