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So if I'm pansexual, do I get two? Or only half? NVM, we don't have Chic-fil-A here, so I guess I'll just keep my sexuality and go to Subway. The cute girl behind the counter already knows my order ;)

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Seems legit. If they take the pickles off that sandwich, I'd totally trade in my chosen gayness.

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They do realize that being gay isn't a choice, it's that they're the bigots who won't change their views, right? Idiot fundies they are. :roll:

Edit: Now I realized that it was a prank. :doh:

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Only because drag queens make everything better... video below the spoiler of a hilarious song.

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::: Please do not watch if you are easily offended, have no sense of humor, can't understand a joke, don't understand drag queens, or really are just not in to this sorta thing :::

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I'm a vegetarian. But if I wasn't, I'd choose to be gay over & over so I could redeem multiple coupons and save me some money on the ole food budget.

I love it when 'traditional family values' get schooled.

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That's great that they got a couple of free sandwiches from that company. Anytime you can pull one over on chic-fil-a is fine by me.

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Only because drag queens make everything better... video below the spoiler of a hilarious song.

sO-msplukrw

::: Please do not watch if you are easily offended, have no sense of humor, can't understand a joke, don't understand drag queens, or really are just not in to this sorta thing :::

OMG that was funny. "Don't matter if you're gay, just chow down at chic-fil-a"

And "We just want your meat, not your bible."

PS. This makes me miss Wilson Philips

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Get a collection of gay people (or, hell, people claiming to be gay) => descend upon Chik-Fil-A => bankrupt them of sandwiches, preventing them from making any profit => donate sandwiches to people who need a meal.

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Only because drag queens make everything better... video below the spoiler of a hilarious song.

sO-msplukrw

::: Please do not watch if you are easily offended, have no sense of humor, can't understand a joke, don't understand drag queens, or really are just not in to this sorta thing :::

Willam is pretty awesome. Loved her on Drag Race.

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For free CFA I might have to bend and pretend to be gay. I can honestly say I'm a tiny bit bi, is that enough?

Granted I'd have to travel quite a ways to reach one, but I have fond memories (before I knew the depths of their fundieness) of their chicken fingers and breakfast biscuits. Yum. I won't give them my money but I would eat there for free. I know, I know, it's a bit hypocritical.

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On another thread I was saying how much I miss CFA, but if I get it for free and am giving no money to the organization then I'm all for eating some fried chicken and waffle fries.

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see now you are stuck. check the video out of them redeeming the coupon it is pretty good.

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I find it hilarious that it actually worked and they walked out the door with free sandwiches.

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I'm surprised the NYU community didn't protest this. They're super liberal and artsy. Then again, they're not really into protesting like Columbia is.

Edited to add: I'd like to go in, redeem it, get a sandwich and then tongue kiss like five chicks right there at the counter.

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Only because drag queens make everything better... video below the spoiler of a hilarious song.

sO-msplukrw

::: Please do not watch if you are easily offended, have no sense of humor, can't understand a joke, don't understand drag queens, or really are just not in to this sorta thing :::

Heh, I was dancing around my house singing this song just last night (along with

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I might have to try this. I can choose to be gay just to redeem this, right?

That was my first thought when I saw this. If being gay is a choice we should be able to choose to be gay for a sandwich.

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LOL Blackhawk, funny video. That's going to be stuck in my head now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I also have to point out that every time I read the title I think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rLCQc90ZvQ

I think RATM are my favourite band of all time. But that one lyric..."Trading your history for a VCR" while dated when I first heard it (who had VCRs?), was the first thing which came to mind on reading the title.

I am sad and I apologise. ;)

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I'm surprised the NYU community didn't protest this. They're super liberal and artsy. Then again, they're not really into protesting like Columbia is.

Edited to add: I'd like to go in, redeem it, get a sandwich and then tongue kiss like five chicks right there at the counter.

If there were Chick Fil A around me, I would so do this :D

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If there were Chick Fil A around me, I would so do this :D

We can make out! I'm not far from the NYU one. So tempting, but I assume the promo is over.

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