visionforum.com and blue behemoth have been down for ages

[PraiseSeitan]

Anybody happen to know what's up with that? The message on the main page says it should have been up a while ago, but blue behemoth says it won't be up until Tuesday, which makes me think that the server hamster up and died or something.

[Witsec7]

It has been attacked by the minions of satan. :twisted:

[ADoyle90815]

Maybe some Mormons upset at Doug the Tool's comments crashed the server while whining about persecution.

[Witsec7]

Maybe some Mormons upset at Doug the Tool's comments crashed the server while whining about persecution.

Gosh someone should post this as a rumor on their FB and watch the place explode :lol:

[Deleted07]

How about they take it as a sign from God that he wants the site to be down? Oh but that's right, it doesn't work that way :roll:

[Alecto]

My professional opinion?

Their server failed/crashed.

[Anxious Girl]

My professional opinion?

Their server failed/crashed.

Ah, you mean God caused their server to crash/fail because of 1 of their many sins they committed. See, the people at VisionForum are imperfect just like the rest of us; and they get punished by God too! But they would just say that it was an unfortunate accident. :roll: /sarcasm.

[Glass Cowcatcher]

Ah, you mean God caused their server to crash/fail because of 1 of their many sins they committed. See, the people at VisionForum are imperfect just like the rest of us; and they get punished by God too! But they would just say that it was an unfortunate accident. :roll: /sarcasm.

You'd think if they can pray away the gay, they could keep a server running. :whistle:

[Anxious Girl]

You'd think if they can pray away the gay, they could keep a server running. :whistle:

You'd think God would keep their server in top-notch condition forever since they use that site to preach the Good News and not use it to profit off of fundies.

[Glass Cowcatcher]

You'd think God would keep their server in top-notch condition forever since they use that site to preach the Good News and not use it to profit off of fundies.

You'd think God doesn't even exist.

Oh, wait....

[Anxious Girl]

You'd think God doesn't even exist.

Oh, wait....

Dammit! :doh: That's what I forget for not putting a /sarcasm at the end of my quote.

[Glass Cowcatcher]

Dammit! :doh: That's what I forget for not putting a /sarcasm at the end of my quote.

:lol: At the very least God doesn't seem to care much.

[Anxious Girl]

GlassCowCatcher, is it weird that I'm a deist and enjoy atheist jokes about Christianity, such as Zombie!Jesus? :oops:

[Glass Cowcatcher]

GlassCowCatcher, is it weird that I'm a deist and enjoy atheist jokes about Christianity, such as Zombie!Jesus? :oops:

Well, you're here, aren't you?

[Anxious Girl]

Well, you're here, aren't you?

Yes, well, there is that. :D Ahem, carry on.

[Glass Cowcatcher]

Yes, well, there is that. :D Ahem, carry on.

Nah, Jesus has laid it on my heart to go to bed now.

[Deleted07]

but but but! He gave the seven sisters a Ham, and Kristy from Thimble Thoughts parking space! and told Jodi Jepson she can't wear pants by making her slam her finger in a car-door! Vision Forum obviously doesn't have God's favor if he didn't save them from their precious website being brought asunder! *snort*

[Anxious Girl]

Nah, Jesus has laid it on my heart to go to bed now.

For some reason whenever fundies type that on their blogs, it sounds, oh I dunno, squicky... Anyways, goodnight!

[Witsec7]

but but but! He gave the seven sisters a Ham, and Kristy from Thimble Thoughts parking space! and told Jodi Jepson she can't wear pants by making her slam her finger in a car-door! Vision Forum obviously doesn't have God's favor if he didn't save them from their precious website being brought asunder! *snort*

I think god is punishing Doug Phillips (is a tool) for permitting BeAll to paint her nails like a harlot.

[ladyamylynn]

Just stopping by to note that Doug Phillips is a tool. Also, blue behemoth makes me giggle like a 12 year old boy. Only someone who is a tool, such as Doug Phillips, wouldn't see that. Because Doug Phillips is a tool.

[crassy]

OT but the D in Doug's signature looks like a bum.

[DomWackTroll]

OT but the D in Doug's signature looks like a bum.

And the L's are delightfully phallic. Yet I see nothing-- nothing-- that looks like an vagina. Doug's signature is sodomitic.

[Witsec7]

OT but the D in Doug's signature looks like a bum.

The D looks like big balls and the oug a small dick. But thats just me.

doug phillips is a tool

[Deleted07]

:mrgreen:

[ilovetchotchkes]

I have nothing pertinent to add except....

Doug Phillips is a tool. Doug Phillips is an epic tool. He is the tooliest tool that ever tooled. And I hope he steps on a lego.