Created to be HIS! Just can't stop talking about persecution

[Guest Anonymous]

The next time she posts, I'm going to be the violin for pathos (hers).

[Deleted05]

I'll be the spoons (if the washboard counts, so do they) for "living without an umbrella of protection. And your parents approving of it.

[masagoroll]

I am laughing so much at this thread!

I'm the harp of equal pay.

(I was the harp of contraception, but then I realized that someone else was already "access to birth control"!)

[Avalondaughter]

I'll be the song of the love between my brothers and my sister all over this land. :D

[dairyfreelife]

I'll be the French Horn for public education

[Katie Scarlett]

Very entertaining thread!

[Mommy22alyns]

She's got the WEIRDEST mishmash of urban legend and Christian horror story mixed in with her Halloween origins stuff. It really is the bizarre. Wonder what the sources for her 'facts' are?

But hey, she did get the band back together:)

This. It's the same crap, year after year. :roll:

[Caxpax]

Can I be the picolo for persecution- the real stuff, not the made up fundie kind.

[deelaem]

You know, a poorly played trumpet just sounds like a big ol' fart.

[Dev83]

You know, a poorly played trumpet just sounds like a big ol' fart.

I actually LOLed. At my desk. At work.

[Bella99]

LMAO deelaem!

I call the dulcimer of well stocked, uncensored, publicly funded libraries.

[emmyfair]

I want to be the guitar for gender equality.

[emmiedahl]

My daughter will be second violin for normal childhood.

[oscar]

So, I imagined "the moldy shofar of cultural appropriation," and actually laughed the cat off my lap. Perhaps these other instruments can drown it out.

[meda]

I'd like to invite JesusFightClub to join me in the godless commie trade unionist rhythm section. :dance:

[bbfreethinker]

You guys are cracking me up! This is just one of the reasons why I love Free Jinger.

[Swamptribe]

You know, a poorly played trumpet just sounds like a big ol' fart.

Tootin' away for the Lord.

[zoestercoaster]

And the theremin for science!

LOL!

I'll be the otomotone (spelling?) for accurate climate-change science.

[knitwit]

I don't think anyone's claimed the flute yet, so I'll be the flute for intellectual freedom. (...And this one time? At band camp?)

[autumnchild]

Can I be the sousaphone of single women over 30 who aren't, unlike what some people think, stamped with a marry by date for freshness.

[CelticGoddess]

Can I join the band. I am learning to play the bodhran. Or I can be part of the handbell section. I am good at that!

[LilMissMetaphor]

I'll play the piano for proper punctuation.

[ladypuglover]

Since I can not sing, play a musical instrument or even clap to the beat, I will pass out programs for the audience.

[tehgoobster]

I'll be the ondes Martenot for evolution.

[fundyfunland]

Can I be the sousaphone of single women over 30 who aren't, unlike what some people think, stamped with a marry by date for freshness.

So long as we can both play in harmony :)