Created to be HIS! Just can't stop talking about persecution

[kb2]

Trombone of tolerance?

[Marian the Librarian]

LMAO deelaem!

I call the dulcimer of well stocked, uncensored, publicly funded libraries.

:greetings-clapyellow:

Sign me up for the euphonium of equality in marriage.

[Bella99]

Darling Marian, your abilities at alliteration transcend mine!

Mayhap I can switch to the lyre of well-stocked, uncensored, publicly funded libraries? (BTW, the dulcimer is now up for dibs.)

[Kitty]

I'll be the marimba of swearing.

Flute was taken :(

[thoughtful]

Darling Marian, your abilities at alliteration transcend mine!

Mayhap I can switch to the lyre of well-stocked, uncensored, publicly funded libraries? (BTW, the dulcimer is now up for dibs.)

The dulcimer of dressing how one prefers, perhaps?

[FireIsCatching89]

I'll be the xylophone of actually parenting, and not using sister moms.

[JesusFightClub]

I'd like to invite JesusFightClub to join me in the godless commie trade unionist rhythm section. :dance:

I shall indeed :)

[User123456]

Do these "new found" Christian SAHM's know how really pagan their christian home habits sound to those who are pagan. Every witch I have ever known has a "home management binder". It's not called that but the function is exactly the same. Every witch I ever know is interested in family and home and hearth and making the home a place of peace and restoration. Well, Happy Harvest to all the christians who are finally coming 'round to the reason for the season, giving thanks for the years bounty. It is the begining of the new year because it is the first holiday of the agricultural year. It is time to begin to prepare for the next years harvest.

[lawfulevil]

I'll be the pipe organ of no strings attached community service.

[Rowan]

I'll be the marimba of swearing.

Flute was taken :(

Piccolo! (That's why I picked English Horn - oboe was gone lol)

And I love the sounds of this group. I'm :lol: :clap: :lol: :clap: :violin: over here!

[dawbs]

I wanted to be the accordion against oppression but that's awfully counterintuitive.

[ThisOlGirl]

If there's music, there has to be dancing (because I haven't played an instrument since my middle school flute days). Now, where did I put those go-go boots?

[Avalondaughter]

I finally decided to actually go over there and read the post (sorry if I'm delaying the concert a bit). That Halloween post was pretty hilarious. Candles made of human fat? You're kidding right? Where exactly did she get that little tidbit? Druids collecting offerings for Satan? Sorry kid. Satan is a Judeo-Christian figure. Druids had no concept of "Satan" and had a completely different belief system. An ancient Druid would likely look at you funny if you said he worshipped Satan.

[Patsy]

This is the same person who posted 'facts' from The Onion (did edit it out later, though, upon correction): krislee31.blogspot.com/2011/07/harry-potter-and-jesus.html

And yet:

Thank you for reminding me to hollow out my turnip so I can go out for Samhain. It's a tradition that I follow, being a Celt and all. Oh, and candles weren't made from human fat, but from the fat of sheep. But, as you are ignorant of Celtic traditions, I am not surprised you are ignorant of that.

I have sources for what I posted. Do not post a rude comment again or it will be deleted.

Do you think "what are your sources" counts as a rude comment? Or that pointing out those sources were unreliable, if she posted something like another Onion article, would count?

According to her comment policy, you can 'disagree strongly', but don't do so with an 'argumentative spirit'.

[JesusFightClub]

I was going to be the recorder of revolutionary socialism until meda gave her invite ;)

Anyway, all these daft bastards condemning Halloween have the same playbook and set of instructions, including the idea that it included candles of human fat, sacrifice of cats/babies/people who paid insufficient tribute, Druids going door to door like salesmen and if you didn't answer straight away they burned your house down, wild sex orgies etc. It is such a lot of bollocks you have to laugh.

[Rosa]

I will play the piano of "modern and better than a virginal".

I love when the fundies abstain from Halloween, it means less tracts to throw away later.

[User123456]

I see that seasonal greetings for health and joy aren't acceptable comments either. :roll:

[Dev83]

This is the same person who posted 'facts' from The Onion (did edit it out later, though, upon correction): krislee31.blogspot.com/2011/07/harry-potter-and-jesus.html

And yet:

Do you think "what are your sources" counts as a rude comment? Or that pointing out those sources were unreliable, if she posted something like another Onion article, would count?

According to her comment policy, you can 'disagree strongly', but don't do so with an 'argumentative spirit'.

I would really like her to explain the distinction.

[Burris]

I would like to be the zither for ecumenism.

[thoughtful]

I would like to be the zither for ecumenism.

Oooh, the zither! Time to watch The Third Man again!

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[Hane]

I see that seasonal greetings for health and joy aren't acceptable comments either. :roll:

Welcome, Anne, and, nope, you can't ferret the slightest bit of logic out of these folks.

[clarinetpower]

I wonder if she is allowed to wear brown and orange? (Anyone remember that article? Maybe that's her source...)

[FemaleScientist]

I'll be the effing vuvuzela for women in the Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics fields. :D And all scientific theories of course!

[Marian the Librarian]

Mr. Marian the Librarian chiming in here: Ms. "Trumpet for God" should stop blowing her own horn. And he will be the sound of one hand clapping, for knowing when to stop.

[Bella99]

Greetings Mr. Marian!

When I read Mr. 99 the trumpet quote he said, "So she wants God to blow her?"