Why do I get the feeling if this was real it'd be very popular with fundies

[47of74]

A FB friend had this on his timeline today.

Yeah I know it's fake, that the actual item is a portable sauna.

But why do I have the feeling that if Wally World or Hobby Lobby sold masturbation privacy covers they'd be very popular among the various fundies snarked about here?  (I just had a horrifying mental image of PP or young Joshley using this device to help with their sinful desires.

 

[Howl]

Frankly, it's the ultimate purity dress. No need to worry about collarbones or knees exposed! 

[DomWackTroll]

But how do you log into Ashley Madison? Are there arm holes, or...? 

[JermajestyDuggar]

15 minutes ago, Howl said:

Frankly, it's the ultimate purity dress. No need to worry about collarbones or knees exposed! 

I don’t know. The curve of that tent is a smidge arousing. 

[Howl]

54 minutes ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I don’t know. The curve of that tent is a smidge arousing. 

I know, right?  It's so suggestive of a swelling bosom, and that zipper?  Who wouldn't want give it a tug to see what's underneath.  Defrauding.   Plus that young lady in the picture looks suspiciously giddy.   Maybe it's  the "I'm so much purer than YOU" thing. 

 

55 minutes ago, DomWackTroll said:

But how do you log into Ashley Madison? Are there arm holes, or...? 

There are two zippers near the top, silly, so you can access the controls of your Audio Bible!  

(Psst, the guy's version has a different set up, because, you know, manly).