Warning the sinners

[47of74]

I just saw this on Facebook

I think I got about 12

[PopRox]

Only 4 (and that's counting my only-occasional cussing as "potty mouth"). I have settled down a lot I guess...

[Palimpsest]

4 minutes ago, PopRox said:

I have settled down a lot I guess...

You must have.  I got 4 in a row: "Bible skeptics, atheists, evolutionists, pro-choicers."

 I'm both a potty mouth and a blasphemer.  I'm sure I'm a rebellious and immodest woman, have done some dirty dancing and indulge in the odd glass of wine too.

I think I'll have some fun company in hell. 

[FeministShrew]

27. Pretty damn good for someone once steeped in all manner of Baptist koolade. 

[littlemommy]

18! And the ironic part is I'm a pretty mild mannered stay-at-home mom. I'm living their dream!

[Beermeet]

Wanna get grossed out?  Go to R.D. Christians facebook.

 

[Leftitinmysnood]

I hope no one ever mistakes this page for the George Eliot foundation. That would be confusing. 

[guitar_villain]

Damn, only 12 and that's assuming I'm a "girly man", although I might manage "sin friendly heresy teachers" for 13 since I teach science stuff.  Can I count the times I've meditated in various Buddhist temples for 14 or do you need to be a full time Buddhist, I wonder.

Pretty crappy purity test either way.  There are lots more fun ones out there.

[louisa05]

I'm having a hard time counting. I sub in public schools, for example, does that make me a "sin friendly heresy teacher"? 

Of course, I assume that "Catholic" counts for extra points. It usually does with this sort of lot. 

[ChunkyBarbie]

My rebellious SAHM self scored 14.  I'm wearing  yoga pants and no bra, that should count for 2 extra points, right?

[Gobsmacked]

2 hours ago, Palimpsest said:

You must have.  I got 4 in a row: "Bible skeptics, atheists, evolutionists, pro-choicers."

 I'm both a potty mouth and a blasphemer.  I'm sure I'm a rebellious and immodest woman, have done some dirty dancing and indulge in the odd glass of wine too.

I think I'll have some fun company in hell. 

Yeah! Let's party!!!!!!!

[SilverBeach]

What is a jewelry worshipper? I am fond of earrings and have many pairs but never prayed to them or anything.

[pook]

What is the difference between a whore and a whoremongerer?  I need this information as part of my grand total, please and thank you!

 

...and I can't believe I am sitting here with a pen and paper so I don't miss any of these.  (prays to Rufus for a high score)

[Gobsmacked]

4 minutes ago, pook said:

What is the difference between a whore and a whoremongerer?  I need this information as part of my grand total, please and thank you!

 

...and I can't believe I am sitting here with a pen and paper so I don't miss any of these.  (prays to Rufus for a high score)

A whoremongerer is a pimp, I think?

[pook]

3 hours ago, FeministShrew said:

27. Pretty damn good for someone once steeped in all manner of Baptist koolade. 

27 also, damn I wanted to win this thing!

 

3 minutes ago, Gobsmacked said:

A whoremongerer is a pimp, I think?

ok, 26 then.

[Carm_88]

I got 11! 

[Four is Enough]

An even dozen. I put "jewelry worshipper", not because I pray to it or for it, LOL< but because I have a lot of it!! And of course... CAtholic~

[dpndetfarm]

If I only count my current atrocities I get 12. If I total up all the devilworshipping activities of which I have partaken over my 50 something years of heathanity I get up to 18, maybe 19!  

If I keep on with this downward spiral of evil I fear I will lose my scholarship to Hell.

                    DAMN!

[47of74]

1 hour ago, Four is Enough said:

An even dozen. I put "jewelry worshipper", not because I pray to it or for it, LOL< but because I have a lot of it!! And of course... CAtholic~

Yeah my score would've been a bit higher if us Episcopals were included in this dude's little sin tally.  I feel kind of left out.  Of course maybe he considers Catholics and Episcopalians to be the same thing.

[CelticGoddess]

I got 16.  Of course the last bit about "any other form of life, blah blah blah" is somewhat ambiguous.  So maybe 17?  Don't know.  

 

[HarryPotterFan]

12!! Clearly I need to get out more.

[Chocolatedefrauded]

Damn, I'm an underachiever, I only got 8 or 9, depending on what dirty dancer actually is! I need to go crazy, drink, smoke dope & get me a tattoo. But I should get a point or 2 for putting blue dye in my kid's hair once, right? Plus I am teaching my kid to be a skeptic, evolution-believing, swearing doubter, so that's double points for corrupting a minor or something? I need the pity points....

[HarryPotterFan]

I love how these preacher people make hell sound like an awesome party.

[jjmennonite]

17. I'm definitely a backslider! Knew that word well, as a child. I'm a mom, and stay at home a lot (semi retired). Does that make me a SAHM? Do I lose points for that, even though my daughter moved out with her boyfriend? Do I get those points back for being a single mom? 

Inquiring minds want to know. Actually, I'll just play this game any way I want, and change the rules continually. Works for Lori and her ilk. 

[Beermeet]

I got 15.  I've seen many of them with ankle biters.  Idk what what that is.  Chihuahuas?