Warning the sinners

[Bad Wolf]

Only 7 (hangs head in shame) I think I should be able to add 20 points for being Episcopalian. Not only do we not condemn LGBT, we marry them.

[SusanAtTheLastBattle]

16! This "Christ rejecting Jew" got to teach Hebew Bible at a librul divinity school; efficiently, sin-friendly heresy and bible skepticism were both on the curriculum! 

[PennySycamore]

21.  I gave myself points for being a heresy teacher (taught my youngest well -she's atheist also) and for that one time I took meth at UGA.  I've smoked more than my share of weed, though, and I had a beer (Thomas Creek IPA) with dinner last night. 

If you're young and you got a low score, give yourself time.  You've got years to get up as high as I did.  I'm 62 and I've had more time.

[Bad Wolf]

I'm almost 70, but I just counted what I was doing now.

[FundieDefrauder]

29. Do I get a prize? 

[Palimpsest]

Our lower scoring members should remember that the very fact they participate on FJ automatically starts the count at 5.

FJ membership alone qualifies us as: liars, gossipers, entertainment worshipers, bitter people, and merciless devils.  I have that on very good authority.  Fundie Friday visitors have informed us of that many times.

2 minutes ago, SusanAtTheLastBattle said:

16! This "Christ rejecting Jew" got to teach Hebew Bible at a librul divinity school; efficiently, sin-friendly heresy and bible skepticism were both on the curriculum! 

Bonus points!  I'll hold a space on my bench in hell for you so we can talk.

 

 

[Palimpsest]

15 minutes ago, Bad Wolf said:

I'm almost 70, but I just counted what I was doing now.

Unless you have repented properly I think that is cheating.

[SilverBeach]

This thread has cracked me up! I don't think that was the intended effect though. I may use jewelry worshipper as a screen name somewhere, I kind of like it!

I turned 62 today and I have several sinful celebrations planned. Gotta work on my score.

 

[EowynW]

20 for me. And I was raised fundie. To be fair, part are what fundies call me not quite exactly what I *do* 

[Exposed Collarbone]

19 total here. I went with a lifetime total even though, sadly, many do not apply anymore.

I am confused about thankless idolaters. If you are an idolater don't you automatically appreciate the idol? Isn't that the whole worship portion? Unless, they are suggesting that they are idolizing people who don't appreciate others. 

[Palimpsest]

33 minutes ago, SilverBeach said:

I turned 62 today and I have several sinful celebrations planned. 

Happy Birthday!  Enjoy your sinful celebrations.

[Beermeet]

@SilverBeach. Happy Birthday!  May the sinful celebration begin!  Cheers! 

[Chocolatedefrauded]

Ok, I want to change my score. I feel like I'm at least a 15. I should be able to declare myself what score I feel, in my heart. So what if I never drank much or used drugs or got a tattoo. I even waited till I was 50 to get my ears pierced. What about abortions? Do those count for 10 points alone? How about getting caught having sex by the guy's mom? What about twice, with different guys, years apart? Maybe I'm really a 30.....

[smittykins]

Happy Birthday, @SilverBeach!

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

@SilverBeach--This is a but late, but: 

[LadyCrow1313]

On ‎7‎/‎19‎/‎2017 at 2:56 PM, Palimpsest said:

You must have.  I got 4 in a row: "Bible skeptics, atheists, evolutionists, pro-choicers."

 I'm both a potty mouth and a blasphemer.  I'm sure I'm a rebellious and immodest woman, have done some dirty dancing and indulge in the odd glass of wine too.

I think I'll have some fun company in hell. 

I only had about 6; I'll have to carefully peruse the list again later. And in the immortal words of Trent Reznor, if there is a Hell, I'll see you there. 

[smittykins]

I just thought of something--for "porn-loving masturbators " do I get extra credit for writing my own? 

[tsukinokawa]

1 hour ago, smittykins said:

I just thought of something--for "porn-loving masturbators " do I get extra credit for writing my own? 

rejoice and add at least seven more proud sinner points 

[BlackberryGirl]

23 I gotta try harder.

[Black Aliss]

3 hours ago, smittykins said:

I just thought of something--for "porn-loving masturbators " do I get extra credit for writing my own? 

It is so unfair that masturbators who don't love porn don't make the list.

22 (hangs head in shame over low score, considers getting inked)

 

 

[Curious]

I haven't bothered to count because all I could think about when looking at this was the look on the sign makers face when this glorious list was brought in.

Imagine how you'd have to figure out print size for that list AND make room at the bottom for even larger text.

[L1o2u3]

I think I'm a four  but I could get a few more points if I included past actions and beliefs. 

[CyborgKin]

Four and two halves

[nokidsmom]

I got 14.  But some of these are interesting and rather broad.  Such as merciless devils.   Do they literally mean a devil or is it figurative?  I can think of many people who would fall into the category of "merciless devil" from a figurative standpoint.  Someone might have called me one at one time.

ETA: extending belated birthday wishes to @SilverBeach

[livinginthelight]

I notice "Pharisees" didn't make the list.