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Dougie has a new post on the Facebook site, plugging his "Soldering Through History" set of DVD's. Look at the picture on the front of the DVD - are the "soldiers" in the picture his interns? His fresh-faced little minions, with the fake dirt smeared on their apple cheeks? I wonder how accurate a portrayal of soldering this farce is going to be. How would VF people know anything about the military or military life? They don't serve in the military; you might have to do something you don't agree with or take orders from an officer who isn't the same type of fervent Christian you are. The hypocrisy knows no bounds. :roll:

Does it really say "Soldering Through History"?

... or take orders from an officer who isn't the same type of fervent Christian you are.

Or from a woman! The horrors!

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Nothing's more exiting for Dougie than entering and exciting his interns.

Thanks a lot, I just shot ramen noodles out my nose. And even though kimchi-flavored instant noodles aren't really all that fun to snort through your nose, it was worth it.

I have got to stop reading here when I'm eating dinner.

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Nope, pornography causes volcanic activity. There would be no natural disasters anywhere if we would all just listen to Dougie.

Right, because the dinosaurs were TOTALLY circle jerking to some hot tyranosaurus on velocoraptor action! Oh wait, they dont believe in plate tectonics and the age of the dinosaurs... they think the cavemen rode on them and the earth has always looked like this.

So dougie, on which day did god create volcanoes to punish the perverts?

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Right, because the dinosaurs were TOTALLY circle jerking to some hot tyranosaurus on velocoraptor action! Oh wait, they dont believe in plate tectonics and the age of the dinosaurs... they think the cavemen rode on them and the earth has always looked like this.

So dougie, on which day did god create volcanoes to punish the perverts?

Actually, the dinosaurs died out because they all indulged in post-coital cigarettes.

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I love it that we are so egregious to him. I'm sure we are the tempting forbidden fruit to the interns..... Real women! Who don't necessarily dress modestly!

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Does it really say "Soldering Through History"?

Or from a woman! The horrors!

Sorry - I was typing faster than my brain was working, I believe. Soldiering, soldering, soldier - now I've typed it so many times the word has lost all meaning

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Actually, the dinosaurs died out because they all indulged in post-coital cigarettes.

I don't think tyrannosaurs could jerk off - their little arms are too short. They can't reach it. :D

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I love it that we are so egregious to him. I'm sure we are the tempting forbidden fruit to the interns..... Real women! Who don't necessarily dress modestly!

I was quickly scanning the thread and thought you said "engorging." Ha!

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Engorging. Entering and exiting interns. Pornography causing metaphorical volcanoes. Dinosaurs jerking off.

I'd say you all have your minds in the gutter.

Well done. Carry on.

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