Hey Interns, I found some more misspellings

[SweetTexasCrude]

On Doug's latest post on Pompeii:

"An Exiting on the Ground Look With Doug Phillips" should be exciting.

The title card on the video spells judgment with an 'e', which is not the standard American way of spelling it.

Then Doug blames the disaster in Pompeii on abortion and pornography, which he equates to the internet today.

Keep it up, SOTDRT!

[kpmom]

Hmmm, maybe they really did mean "exiting". As in, "Run for the exits, Doug is pontificating!".

[emmyfair]

So much for those interns having their picture taken in front of all those books - I bet that's a close as they get to actually *gasp* reading one....

[defrauding]

An Exiting on the Ground Look With Doug Phillips

Nothing's more exiting for Dougie than entering and exciting his interns.

[FuManchu]

I read Classics at university and I would have good paid money to be able to screen Doug's 'Roman History' rants at tutorials for comedy purposes.

On the plus side, the only 'textbook' he uses was actually written in Roman times, but I don't think he thinks of it in that way.

[debrand]

On Doug's latest post on Pompeii:

"An Exiting on the Ground Look With Doug Phillips" should be exciting.

The title card on the video spells judgment with an 'e', which is not the standard American way of spelling it.

Then Doug blames the disaster in Pompeii on abortion and pornography, which he equates to the internet today.

Keep it up, SOTDRT!

Wait. Wait. Wait. The disaster in Pompeii-whose people probably died in agony- was the result of divine punishment? God didn't punish every culture that practiced pornography or abortion just Pompeii. He makes god sound like a jerk who just randomly decides who is going to piss him off.

[SweetTexasCrude]

Nothing's more exiting for Dougie than entering and exciting his interns.

:clap: You just won the internet!

[twin2]

Ah man, they changed it. Just further proof they read here.

HI INTERNS!

Say Hi to Dougie for me! Please let him know, I still think he is a tool!

ETA: 'Cause if I'm going to snark on the interns, I'd better use the right version of here.

[Guest Anonymous]

Ah man, they changed it. Just further proof they read hear.

HI INTERNS!

Say Hi to Dougie for me! Please let him know, I still think he is a tool!

I wonder if the interns fight over whose turn it is to monitor Free Jinger. Goodness knows keeping an eye on us is a plum assignment compared to say, feeding Doug's pet anaconda. Or giving it a bath.

[Annette]

I feel like FJ should get a cut of the cash for all the proofreading we do for them.

[defrauding]

I feel like FJ should get a cut of the cash for all the proofreading we do for them.

Better still, we should produce our own version of their overpriced grammar and writing podcasts.

Who wants to be "Mrs. Whorecraft"?

[watchdog]

Who could forget this?

We need a "LOLINTERNSCANTSPELL" thread.

[watchdog]

Who wants to be "Mrs. Whorecraft"?

:lol:

I think Dougie needs to require all his interns complete Mrs. Morecraft's classes and pass a basic spelling and grammar test before granting them full internship. But of course that would require them to be taught by a woman, and we can't have that! Besides, good writing skills are not what qualify one for membership in Dougie's cadre of intrepid manly men. :wink:

[twin2]

Who could forget this?

We need a "LOLINTERNSCANTSPELL" thread.

That one brings tears to my eyes every time I see it. I do think we need an LOLINTERNS, here is one of my favorites (not a spelling error, but a good writing fail):

Vision Forum Ministries and the Christian Boys' and Men's Titanic Society is preparing for a whopper of a celebration for next year's 100th Anniversary Celebration of the Sinking of the Titanic and the continued importance of the doctrine of "women and children first."

Sounds like fun! I am always down for a good celebration of a whole bunch of people dying a horrible painful death!

PS: And we know Capt. Dougie would have been the first one in the lifeboat, because if he dies, who else would continue teaching the importance of the doctrine of women and children first?

[Visionoyahweh]

Then Doug blames the disaster in Pompeii on abortion and pornography, which he equates to the internet today.

I thought it had something to to with building their city on the edge of AN ACTIVE VOLCANO and having no knowledge of seismology. Of Course, I'm no scholar like Doug. :?

[debrand]

I thought it had something to to with building their city on the edge of AN ACTIVE VOLCANO and having no knowledge of seismology. Of Course, I'm no scholar like Doug. :?

Nope, pornography causes volcanic activity. There would be no natural disasters anywhere if we would all just listen to Dougie.

[Guest Anonymous]

That one brings tears to my eyes every time I see it. I do think we need an LOLINTERNS, here is one of my favorites (not a spelling error, but a good writing fail):

Sounds like fun! I am always down for a good celebration of a whole bunch of people dying a horrible painful death!

PS: And we know Capt. Dougie would have been the first one in the lifeboat, because if he dies, who else would continue teaching the importance of the doctrine of women and children first?

I couldn't help adding my two cents:

[watchdog]

I do think we need an LOLINTERNS, here is one of my favorites (not a spelling error, but a good writing fail):

Sounds like fun! I am always down for a good celebration of a whole bunch of people dying a horrible painful death!

PS: And we know Capt. Dougie would have been the first one in the lifeboat, because if he dies, who else would continue teaching the importance of the doctrine of women and children first?

And then there's Dougie's latest gem:

The Destruction of Pompeii: An Exciting On-the-Ground Look with Doug Phillips

Yes, contemplating the destruction of an entire city is always exciting.

[watchdog]

In the years to come Vision Forum Ministries’ Hazardous Journeys will take you on father and son adventures to various remote locations around the world. One of the things we love to do is to test equipment in the field.

:lol: The LOLDOUGs just write themselves!

[gustava]

And then there's Dougie's latest gem:

The Destruction of Pompeii: An Exciting On-the-Ground Look with Doug Phillips

Yes, contemplating the destruction of an entire city is always exciting.

So Dougie is going to actually be there when Pompeii is destroyed? Has he mastered time-traveling? Will he wear a suit of armor for protection?

[twin2]

I wonder if the interns fight over whose turn it is to monitor Free Jinger. Goodness knows keeping an eye on us is a plum assignment compared to say, feeding Doug's pet anaconda. Or giving it a bath.

They probably have a no-holds bar steel cage wrestling match each Sunday to decided who gets the privilege for the week. Capt. Dougie himself probably reads here as well. My favorite quote that proves they read here, from the VF Minis tires Facebook page:

Vision Forum Ministries

‎@some random person: Thank you for sharing your concerns. We are aware of this egregious site, but have removed your post so that more attention is not drawn to these individuals. Regarding your questions, we are not in a position to offer legal advice. However, Heritage Defense is a Christian legal organization that may be able to address any CPS questions. Their website is HeritageDefense.org.

(this went up while we were discussing, the high holy queen of mean Emma)

[debrand]

Who wants to bet that they've tried to discover some way, anyway to block us.

[Guest Anonymous]

So Dougie is going to actually be there when Pompeii is destroyed? Has he mastered time-traveling? Will he wear a suit of armor for protection?

And what will it take to keep him from returning to the present?

[Guest Anonymous]

They probably have a no-holds bar steel cage wrestling match each Sunday to decided who gets the privilege for the week. Capt. Dougie himself probably reads here as well. My favorite quote that proves they read here, from the VF Minis tires Facebook page:

(this went up while we were discussing, the high holy queen of mean Emma)

A-w-w-w. we're egregious. I didn't think they cared!

[jockosmom]

Dougie has a new post on the Facebook site, plugging his "Soldering Through History" set of DVD's. Look at the picture on the front of the DVD - are the "soldiers" in the picture his interns? His fresh-faced little minions, with the fake dirt smeared on their apple cheeks? I wonder how accurate a portrayal of soldering this farce is going to be. How would VF people know anything about the military or military life? They don't serve in the military; you might have to do something you don't agree with or take orders from an officer who isn't the same type of fervent Christian you are. The hypocrisy knows no bounds. :roll: