Miss Raquel is on her way to being an actress!

[formergothardite]

What's up with the horse, anyway? Does she care for him? Ride him? Did she even train him at all?

I think the whole horse idea got old pretty fast. I'm pretty sure the horse is kept somewhere else and she goes over and pretends to take care of him occasionally. God should have given the horse to somebody less stupid.

[Hane]

Anybody watch her first vlog entry? She comes right out and says she "doesn't like to talk about [her]self." ORLY???

She "dedicates her blog to the glory of God." What is this I don't even.

[formergothardite]

Talking about herself glorifies God. Dontcha know!

Her latest movie "review" is a hoot. I swear, that girl needs to read an actual movie review at some point because what she is doing isn't actually a review.

[Hane]

Her latest movie "review" is a hoot. I swear, that girl needs to read an actual movie review at some point because what she is doing isn't actually a review.

Honest to God. Saying "I usually hate Marion Cotillard for reasons I won't go into now" and "Anne Hathaway isn't one of my favorites but she did a good job"=/=a movie review.

[merrily]

I can't seem to access Ms Raquel's blog, but google showed me her latest 'movie review'

I'm really glad they didn't make any weird changes to his whole armor/costume/outfit/whateveryouwanttocallit

Can post some choice quotes of this lovely :roll: gem of a review?

[Sola]

Oh dear. She really does have delusions of her own grandeur doesn't she.

I think there is only one type of movie that might consider Raquel for a part. You don't need acting skills for a porno, however I doubt she would consider it :lol:

Is this her life now then? She's done with education so she's just going to continue to prat about until a husband falls from the sky? She sounds like Lina in that respect. Raquel needs to get off her lazy ass and do something.

[Sola]

What's up with the horse, anyway? Does she care for him? Ride him? Did she even train him at all?

I don't think she rides him. Occasionally she takes him for a walk, or rather he takes her for one. She seems to have no idea whatsoever on how to train a horse.

[formergothardite]

More of her movie "review". We learn so much about the plot of the movie.

Oh and of course Morgan Freeman.

I love his clothing style. Look, he's wearing a bowtie

She had really neat style (street clothes-wise). I loved this ^ hat!

They did her makeup really well. Something I really appreciate in movies...(too bad you don't seem to appreciate the actual plot enough to say anything about it while doing a movie review)

I know what you're thinking...Don't ask why she's riding Batman's legit motorcycle. You'll find out when you watch it...

don't really like this actress...for numerous reasons, actually. One being that I didn't like her character in Inception...

and I don't like her in this movie either.

You'll find out why when you watch it...

If you're a new follower, you may not know this...but you need to...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is legit. And I like letting people know that. Just check out my Legit Levitt board on Pinterest) ( :roll: )

[lilah]

Isn't she the one who was upset with her friends because they weren't properly supportive when she didn't win an audition?

Correction she walked out of the audition because either she couldn't get the hang of the choreography or thought it was too defrauding.

[Daenerys]

Oh dear. She really does have delusions of her own grandeur doesn't she.

I think there is only one type of movie that might consider Raquel for a part. You don't need acting skills for a porno, however I doubt she would consider it :lol:

Is this her life now then? She's done with education so she's just going to continue to prat about until a husband falls from the sky? She sounds like Lina in that respect. Raquel needs to get off her lazy ass and do something.

This makes me want to know more about her (clearly awful) parents - why are they letting her do this?

[merrily]

Why does her comments always include clothes? Not, you know, the PLOT. What a ditzy girl. I hope reality hits her soon so it doesn't hurt later.

[BlondeAgent007]

My favorite so far is her review for the Hunger Games. It's basically her opinion of how hot the cast is. That and the degree to which they resembled how she imagined them.

[galaxygirl]

Oh come on guys, you're all being silly. You'll find out about the plot when you go see the movie!!

[merrily]

I love how she says Elsie (the Hunger Games) is so cheerful! (I found her smiling face creepy- well duh! Elsie's smiling as she basically sentences two teens to death) Ms. Raquel is so... superficial. Oh, but of course! all the nice guys wear pretty clothes, who would've thought different?

[lilwriter85]

My favorite so far is her review for the Hunger Games. It's basically her opinion of how hot the cast is. That and the degree to which they resembled how she imagined them.

That one is my favorite too. I still laugh about she thinks Lenny Kravitz is a rapper. Maybe if she did extra research on the cast, she would have found out that Lenny is a rock singer. Also, Lenny has interest in acting since he was a child mainly because his mom Roxie Roker was an actress and she played Helen on The Jeffersons. It was also cringeworthy about how Miss Raquel thought Effie Trinket was so cute and whimsical,never mind the fact that Effie's job was to send teenagers to their deaths.

[BlondeAgent007]

Or about how Peeta's actor (Josh Hutcherson?) was just WAY TOO SHORT!!!!!!!! She was so bothered by it. Did she forget that Peeta in the book is supposed to be short and kind of dowdy? At least that's how I remember him being described.

[kunoichi66]

My favourite review of her's is the Spiderman review, where she says she loves Andrew Garfield as Spiderman for the very reason she hated Toby Maguire as him!

ARGH.

[Guest Anonymous]

My favourite review of her's is the Spiderman review, where she says she loves Andrew Garfield as Spiderman for the very reason she hated Toby Maguire as him!

ARGH.

+1.

*ETA: All of the words I want to use to describe Raquel start with a V. Vacuous! Vapid! Vain! That's nothing to do with anything except I found it funny.

[lilwriter85]

I also laughed at her review of The Help, in which she said that she was like Skeeter. I also hate how she sometimes mentions other movies that actors do. I remember with The Hunger Games review, she mentioned something about not being familiar with Jennifer Lawrence. Miss Raquel probably wouldn't be allowed to watch Jennifer's previous R rated indie movies.

[BlondeAgent007]

I also laughed at her review of The Help, in which she said that she was like Skeeter. I also hate how she sometimes mentions other movies that actors do. I remember with The Hunger Games review, she mentioned something about not being familiar with Jennifer Lawrence. Miss Raquel probably wouldn't be allowed to watch Jennifer's previous R rated indie movies.

Putting herself at danger to write the stories of horribly oppressed women in the face of scrutiny simply to help them succeed in their goals? Lilwriter85 IDK what blog YOU are coming from reading, but that selfless little creature just screams MISS RAQUEL!! to me

[dianapavelovna]

I love that she said Catwoman is one of the most realistic characters Anne Hathaway has ever played. Catwoman.

[kunoichi66]

I love that she said Catwoman is one of the most realistic characters Anne Hathaway has ever played. Catwoman.

Seriously?

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that she doesn't know the origins of Catwoman. I mean, come on.

[lilwriter85]

Putting herself at danger to write the stories of horribly oppressed women in the face of scrutiny simply to help them succeed in their goals? Lilwriter85 IDK what blog YOU are coming from reading, but that selfless little creature just screams MISS RAQUEL!! to me

The reason I laughed at Miss Raquel thinking she was like Skeeter, because she isn't like Skeeter. I wasn't agreeing with Miss Raquel thinking she was like Skeeter.

[LilMissMetaphor]

Oh Lordy, she fancies herself able to write now.

With her super-God-sensors she has detected that the Almighty wishes for her to write a book. Like, a real one y'all, not just a blog post! Unfortunately the Lord did not lay anything on her heart as to the subject of this opus. So she wants us to tell her.

[AmericanRose]

It seems really weird to me that she refers to herself as 'Miss Raquel'.

"Except I had to try to make him not laugh. So I would pretend to be all serious and mean. And he would laugh anyway."

Or, you could just act normally.

I've seen enough mentions of MR, but this is my first visit to her blog. I'm slightly confused by her bucket list. "Have a child with blue eyes"? That's.. not really something you can control. Though if she's Quiverful, I guess she could just keep trying until one has blue eyes.

I did a word count for 'my man', and it came up 10 times. Eesh.

ETA: "17. slap a guy in the face - for a good reason."

WHAT.