Alternative Names For The Creature Inhabiting The West Wing

[GreyhoundFan]

@SilverBeach suggested a thread of our alternative names for the creature who is inhabiting the West Wing. I will start it off:

Presidunce

Cheeto

Agent Orange

Hair Furore

Cinnamon Hitler

Putin's lackey

Tangerine Toddler (TT)

Drumpf

 

Please add others.

[infooverload]

I heard Cheetolini as one recently. Oh and can we start calling Pence the geriatric ken doll.

[onekidanddone]

Orange Julius Caesar

[Zola]

Lord Dampnut

Putinfluffer

Mango Mussolini

Twitler

[HeathenBlondie]

These are so hilarious!

I've seen Der Trumpenführer, Trumplethinskin, and Comrade Feltersnatch

[JMO]

My husband just calls him f*cknuts. 

[catlady]

Ding Dong Donnie. 

Orange Monster.  

The Bratty Five-Year-Old. (with apologies to real 5-year-olds everywhere)

[onekidanddone]

2 minutes ago, JMO said:

My husband just calls him f*cknuts. 

Simple and to the point.  I like it.

[Audrey2]

The Groper in Chief

President Pu**yGrabber

[purjolok84]

Alec Baldwin's Evil Doppelganger

[VixenToast]

What I personally call him:

Our Cheetoed Overlord

Twittering Twat

Dear Leader

Der Gropenführer

The Blithering Pumkinfaced Fool

President Tittybitch

Comrade Trump

45

 

Pence, Ryan, and 45:

The Nefarious Triumvirate of Corruption

[sawasdee]

Dolt 45

[ADoyle90815]

One I saw on Facebook in a comment:

Orange sphincter

[laPapessaGiovanna]

For the Convoluted category, found in a comment to a guardian's article:

Translucent Orange Colostomy Bag

[HeathenBlondie]

Someone on twitter today used Donnie Two Scoops as a nickname for Trump.

[Howl]

Marmalade Mugabe

[SilverBeach]

I love it! Thanks @GreyhoundFan for starting this thread, which has given me a much-needed laugh workout. And thanks to all for your hilarious contributions. 

[Becket70]

I call him Trumpovich. Mr Becket calls him Trumpty-Dumpty, who as we all know, had a great fall.

[sawasdee]

I think Marmalade Mugabe is my favourite so far.....

[sawasdee]

Just saw this on a WaPo comment - Mendacious Mango and the Basket of Deplorables - for the entire administration.

ETA And Birthernut Squash

[Snowless]

The one I'm kind of partial to kills two birds with one stone: El Trumpbo.
 

(This way I also poke fun at Rush Limbaugh.)

Other ones I am partial to: Lord Dampnut, El Presidents Cheeto, and Dolt 45...although Marmalade Mugabe sounds pretty genius.

[Howl]

I'm still partial to Lord Dampnut, because it's obscene and innocuous at the same time. 

[Snowless]

On 06/11/2017 at 1:28 PM, Howl said:

I'm still partial to Lord Dampnut, because it's obscene and innocuous at the same time. 

Yeah, but it's also an anagram for "Donald Trump"!  And a funny anagram at that.  Improv comedy genius Colin Mochrie pointed that very fact out on his Twitter.  Any anagram generator should give you the same result.

[Howl]

A commenter at Talking Points Memo gave this description--not a moniker but still awesome: 

"ninja jedi Bruce Lee of douchebaggery" 

[Childless]

Cheeto Von Tweeto