HIlarious snark on Pat Robertson's quote on feminism

[lilah]

http://caliblair.tumblr.com/post/126033 ... tive-fails

I am so behind on the feminist agenda, it's not funny. Sure I dabbled in wicca when I was a teenager but I've not been able to accomplish anything else on his checklist. How does one destroy capitalism exactly?

[Jessica]

LOL! I dabbled in Wicca too when I was younger but I am a Christian. Haven't left the husband yet, or even thought about it. Haven't killed my children, destroyed capitalism, or become a lesbian yet either. Did I fail as a feminist? ;)

(I'm sitting here typing in an ankle-length denim skirt and a headcovering by the way ;))

[ladypuglover]

Damn, I'm lazier than I thought as I haven't done anything on that list. I'm a bad feminist but I promise I will leave my husband and kill the kiddos and pratice witchcraft and find a lesbian lover so we can destroy capitalism.... right after I stop laughing my ass off at the stupidity of that list so that I can be a good feminist.

[emmyfair]

Crap, I've fallen behind! I haven't killed my kids, I'm still with my husband, I don't know what I've done to destroy capitalism, and there's no lesbian lover on the horizon for me.

Witchcraft is super fun, but I'm not sure what I believe is the kind that would count. I believe God is the energy that runs this place, and I don't have a black pointy hat.

Guess I don't fit the mold!

[anniebgood]

I haven't killed my kids either, that would make a mess and I'm too damn lazy to clean up their messes anyway. I'd leave my husband but the other prospects out there aren't appealing. Destroy capitalism? That would be ok if there was a better system to come in and take over. Wicca's ok but I'm content as an middle aged Lutheran lady, and as far as being a lesbian, haven't found the right person there either.

[FundiesInMyFamily]

I left my husband (who was Wiccan) and have had a couple of drunken same-sex kisses in my younger days, does that count? Haven't destroyed capitalism yet though, we'd better get our shit together!!

[Mommy22alyns]

Love it. I must be a bad feminist too. I'd rather not kill my kids, actually. Pat Robertson... he was serious when he said that?!?!

[Guest Anonymous]

I haven't left my husband, and I can't kill the kids since I don't have any. I've never practiced Wicca but do read tarot cards, and my politics tend towards the socialist end of the spectrum. There are no lesbian affairs on the horizon for me either.

Pat Robertson is a certifiable loon.

[FlorenceHamilton]

Hmmm. I did leave two husbands. The first one beat me and the second was sleeping with the maid (And that was not the worst thing he did). I am generally a Capitalist. (Although I do believe that we also need social programs). I adore my children. don't even TOUCH that. I am past 50, if I am to be a lesbian, the right woman better come along soon. I do not believe in the supernatural, so witchcraft is just as out as any other religion.

I have a lot of catching up to do....but the children thing is off limits!