10 Commandments for Fundies

[AnnoDomini]

I still want to see the Ten Commandments that the fundies actually follow, other than actual biblical ones.

The patriarch is the lord and thy conduit to thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

Thou shalt serve the lord thy patriarch with all thine heart and all thy mind.

[luckylassie]

Thou shalt NOT judge a woman for getting an education for she just might know more than you do!

Thou shalt THINK before having more children

Thou shalt NEVER run thy mouth about modesty then brag about how "pure" you are to everyone else

Thou shalt quit with the hair spray

Thou shalt not wear hideous hair styles or clothing that draws attention for it's oddness

Thou shall expand thy vocabulary

[AnnoDomini]

Ok, I started on the ten commandments that fundies seem to follow.

1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

I am the lord thy patriarch, who brought you into the world by my sacred sperm and out of your sin by virtue of harsh punishments. Thou shalt hold no other man above me.

Now you start.

2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.

5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.

6 “You shall not murder.

7 “You shall not commit adultery.

8 “You shall not steal.

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.â€