NCFIC's "How to Be a Patriarch" tour in a city near you!

[meda]

FJ'ers, have you ever lamented how the fundie freak show never comes to a city near you? Have you ever wanted to get the men in your life to see the crazy up close? Well buck up, because Scott Brown and his band of interns has rolled out the spring/summer tour schedule. Behold:

"The Master's Plan For Fatherhood" weekend retreat, held in

Greenville, NC

Chesapeake, VA

New York, NY

Tulsa, OK

Twin Falls, ID

Kerrville, TX

Des Moines, IA

Wake Forest, NC

Fresno, CA

Birmingham, AL

Anchorage, AK

Why the nationwide tour? Because Scott feels a deep seated need to turn you and your loved ones into controlling assholes modeled on the men of the old testament, so much so that he's wills to go to Alaska to make it happen, Because

"The kind of father that the Bible describes is hardly seen anymore. We need a new kind of father. But, it turns out, the new kind of father we need, is the fatherhood of old that originated in God the Father. He has revealed in His word what His kind of father looks like. On this weekend, we will be describing him directly from scripture."

ncfic.org/events/group/fatherhood-tour

[slickcat79]

Let me guess...penis required to attend?

ETA: If you're planning a tour, why the hell would you go to Alaska in December?

[docmom]

FJ'ers, have you ever lamented how the fundie freak show never comes to a city near you? Have you ever wanted to get the men in your life to see the crazy up close? Well buck up, because Scott Brown and his band of interns has rolled out the spring/summer tour schedule. Behold:

"The Master's Plan For Fatherhood" weekend retreat, held in

Greenville, NC

Chesapeake, VA

New York, NY

Tulsa, OK

Twin Falls, ID

Kerrville, TX

Des Moines, IA

Wake Forest, NC

Fresno, CA

Birmingham, AL

Anchorage, AK

Why the nationwide tour? Because Scott feels a deep seated need to turn you and your loved ones into controlling assholes modeled on the men of the old testament, so much so that he's wills to go to Alaska to make it happen, Because

"The kind of father that the Bible describes is hardly seen anymore. We need a new kind of father. But, it turns out, the new kind of father we need, is the fatherhood of old that originated in God the Father. He has revealed in His word what His kind of father looks like. On this weekend, we will be describing him directly from scripture."

ncfic.org/events/group/fatherhood-tour

One of these cities is not like the others, one of these cities just doesn't belong...

New York- Really!

[snarkyjan]

One of these cities is not like the others, one of these cities just doesn't belong...

New York- Really!

Dear New York:

You have my condolences in advance.

Your friend, Janice

[GeoBQn]

Maybe XGay Greg will attend the one in Greenville, NC.

[yewchapel]

Don't forget that Des Moines is in ebil marriage-equality-having Iowa! :D

[WonderingInWA]

He's going to NYC in order to have some fun and the more he spends there, the more of a tax write-off he gets on his business. Good thinking, Scott! And he's going to Alaska in December because he's probably taking Dougie (Is A Tool) with him and it will be a good opportunity to take wilderness-conquering photos. And another expensive write-off -- traveling to AK is never cheap.

[docmom]

I would love it if some of my gay married friends with kids in NYC went to this. Wonder how they'd deal with 2 dads?

[debrand]

Do we have any males on this forum who would be willing to attend. Maybe they could take a secret recording device inside.

[WonderingInWA]

And all the Mormons in Twin Falls, ID, will either love him or hate him. I'm pretty intrigued to know he's going there -- he won't be allowed in the temple, so who let him in the door there?

[Talitha Cumi]

Let me guess...penis required to attend?

ETA: If you're planning a tour, why the hell would you go to Alaska in December?

I have one, but it's in a bag at home. Think they'll let me in if I take it with me?

[slickcat79]

I have one, but it's in a bag at home. Think they'll let me in if I take it with me?

Dare you to ask ;)

[hoipolloi]

I have one, but it's in a bag at home. Think they'll let me in if I take it with me?

So who will contact NCFIC & ask if strap-ons are OK?

[HereticHick]

Is that list in chronological order?? Why would you go from Cali, east to Alabama and then west to Alaska?

Is the Rand McNally Road Map of the US too secular for these people?

[Loveday]

:shock: Well, whaddya know, they're coming to Chesapeake, VA. A fundie event that's so close to me I could actually attend it...if I had a penis. :roll:

Edited to add: and no, sadly, I don't own a strap-on. :doh:

[slickcat79]

Is that list in chronological order?? Why would you go from Cali, east to Alabama and then west to Alaska?

Is the Rand McNally Road Map of the US too secular for these people?

It's not clear from looking at the list, but the "tour" runs from April to December, with gaps of weeks or months in between dates. I'm guessing they'll be traveling home in between.

[SamuraiKatz]

Tulsa? Why that is only 2 hours from the Duggar compound. Maybe Josh will attend and provide Instagram updates.

[VooDooChild]

:shock: Well, whaddya know, they're coming to Chesapeake, VA. A fundie event that's so close to me I could actually attend it...if I had a penis. :roll:

Edited to add: and no, sadly, I don't own a strap-on. :doh:

There's still time.

[Librul]

Damn. Nothing near me.

[Loveday]

There's still time.

*is tempted*

:lol:

[revengeforwanda]

Tulsa? Why that is only 2 hours from the Duggar compound. Maybe Josh will attend and provide Instagram updates.

bolding is mine

Geez, if the douche canoe quotient of this patriarchal cluster wasn't already approaching Defcon 1, we get Smuggar to provide food porn photos of the lunch buffet and "artistic" shots of the podium. :lol: :roll:

Patriarchy is for tools like Doug Phillips is a tool.

Edited: Riffles

[DefraudedByPlaid]

So, what would happen if a bunch of Freejinger folk were to show up outside a church or conference center hosting one of these shindigs, find a nice cozy piece of public property right nearby, wear Freejinger t-shirts, and just watch? Not being confrontational, not doing anything illegal or that smacks of trespassing - but planting close enough that menz going in could see us. Do you think they'd do anything? Would enough of the men (the non-famous, non-blogging ones) know what Freejinger was? Do you think they'd try to get us to leave? Call the cops? Just ignore us?

[GenerationCedarchip]

:shock: Well, whaddya know, they're coming to Chesapeake, VA. A fundie event that's so close to me I could actually attend it...if I had a penis. :roll:

Edited to add: and no, sadly, I don't own a strap-on. :doh:

I have to admit that I'm wondering what it would take to get my husband to go and take notes and pick up lots of handouts for me. :twisted: