Doug Taunts His Mormon Customers

[Terrie]

R2 for Romney and Ryan? As in, Radius Squared, with the 2 as a postscript?

Will have to plagiarize that. :lol:

ETA: I shall, of course, hereby refer to Obama and Biden collectively as D2.

Radius squared is part of the formula of a circle, which is perfect, because they use so much circular logic.

... Yes, I'm a math nerd.

[emmiedahl]

Radius squared is part of the formula of a circle, which is perfect, because they use so much circular logic.

... Yes, I'm a math nerd.

Just to add a little more nerd to this discussion, this would mean that the 2012 election is R2D2.

[Anise]

And there, you will see that Doug Phillips is indeed a Tool. It says so on Peekyou!

According to Wikipedia, being a tool is one of his professional activities.

[treemom]

Doug Phillips is a tool.

[Sola]

And because I have nothing better to do that get myself an IP ban from Wiki, I thought I'd do a little editing on Doug 'is a tool' Phillips page.

Behold.

First prize goes to whoever spots all the Tool references.

Now how long will it be up there before somebody notices? :lol:

[mirele]

LOL.

Then I noticed he'd written a book about Robert Louis Dabney, a notorious racist and advocate of slavery.

Doug Phillips is a Tool.

[emmiedahl]

Whoever listed "Deep in the Amazon with my Anaconda" as one of his books deserves a gold star and a cupcake. :lol:

[Sola]

*Blushes*

Can it be a chocolate cupcake?

[emmiedahl]

*Blushes*

Can it be a chocolate cupcake?

Sure, whatever kind you want! That was all kinds of win.

And don't forget this:

[Sola]

OMG it's an anaconda cupcake! I love it!

[mystikchick17]

And because I have nothing better to do that get myself an IP ban from Wiki, I thought I'd do a little editing on Doug 'is a tool' Phillips page.

Behold.

First prize goes to whoever spots all the Tool references.

Now how long will it be up there before somebody notices? :lol:

Thankfully it will be preserved forever more under the revision history compare feature, but it's gone with the explanation of "cur | prev) 13:18, 14 August 2012‎ 98.244.182.179 (talk)‎ . . (4,241 bytes) (-330)‎ . . (Someone vandalized the page by repeatedly writing "Doug Phillips is a Tool." Deleted all such references.) (undo)" :naughty:

:lol:

[Minerva]

And because I have nothing better to do that get myself an IP ban from Wiki, I thought I'd do a little editing on Doug 'is a tool' Phillips page.

Behold.

First prize goes to whoever spots all the Tool references.

Now how long will it be up there before somebody notices? :lol:

My partner and I roared with laughter while reading this. Good on you Sola.

[Letgo]

I counted eleven tool references. There may be more, as I was laughing so hard it was difficult to see. Thank you!

How could I have forgotten?! Had to edit to add this: Doug Phillips is a tool.

[twin2]

And because I have nothing better to do that get myself an IP ban from Wiki, I thought I'd do a little editing on Doug 'is a tool' Phillips page.

Behold.

First prize goes to whoever spots all the Tool references.

Now how long will it be up there before somebody notices? :lol:

I just almost choked on my goldfish cracker.

:greetings-clapyellow:

ETA: How much you want to bet Dougie wrote his own facebook page.

[Handmaiden of Dog]

A few choice comments from the first Facebook link:

If you vote for Mitt Romney you will be voting for a Anti-Christ. I will even go so far as to say that he is a blasphemer, because of his doctrine.

Amen Doug! Not only can I not vote for a Socialist but neither can I vote for a man accursed by God. To those Christians wanting to vote for Romney, Romney preaches and teaches a different Christ and therefore is accursed by God. God is sov

ereign and God alone puts leaders into power but you will be held accountable before God on who you vote for.

vision forum... it's time to stand behind the candidate who most closely represents the faith of American people, not the candidate who is Moslem.

At first I didn't know what that last poster was talking about, I thought Moslem was some weird Mormon-Muslim hybrid, but then I realized she is just a terrible speller.

[jan9206]

DOUG PHILLIPS IS A TOOL!