Jesus Ansewered my prayer and I'm not even Christian

[0 kids n not countin]

As Kristy of Thimble Thoughts says, "it's the little things".

Prior to eating my lunch (which consisted of a sandwich) about an hour ago, I was thinking to myself, "it would be great if I had some chips to go with my sandwich". Low and behold, my husband just walks in with his lunch (a hamburger and fries) and proceeds to give me all his fries (as he's not a big fries person).

I didn't know God could answer me "prayer" when I didn't even ask and I'm not even Christian, but I guess he can!!! :D

Yeah God!! :clap:

[margiebargie]

Holy crap! You're going to convert, right? I mean how much evidence to you need?

[0 kids n not countin]

Holy crap! You're going to convert, right? I mean how much evidence to you need?

:lol: You just made my day! ;)

I think I need to "pray" about it first!!

[emmiedahl]

Today I went to heat up leftover pasta for lunch and I thought, "I hope no one ate the damn meatballs." srsly, my children will just casually pick the cold meatballs out of leftovers until they are gone. And sure enough, there were 3 meatballs left! God loves me best.

[TrishaMiki]

Today I went to buy groceries with my mother. While I was buying some chicken, she went to buy other goodies.

While I was waiting for the chicken, I thought "It would be so nice if my mother bought some chocolate..."

Jesus Lord answered my prayer, and she did buy chocolate. But now I'm thinking that everytime I eat chocolate I get so satisfied that it's kind of sinfull. I'm going to my prayer room. Chocolate brings me too much hapiness and Jesus doesn't allow it :naughty:

[Guest Anonymous]

God loves me the mostest, despite my unbelief. :mrgreen:

I really needed a glass of wine with dinner and couldn't believe it when the bottle I reached for was empty. Lo, I later reached under the coffee table to find the lost tv remote control and found another bottle of wine, unopened, that I have no recollection of buying (or stashing under the coffee table). Jesus turned my remote control into wine! Halleluyah! :P

(I'm hoping that if I manage to finish the bottle tonight and put it back under the table, he might turn the empty into a new remote control, as I will need to change the channel sooner or later... I would appreciate your prayers in this matter, FJ believers :pray: ).

[margiebargie]

God loves me the mostest, despite my unbelief. :mrgreen:

I really needed a glass of wine with dinner and couldn't believe it when the bottle I reached for was empty. Lo, I later reached under the coffee table to find the lost tv remote control and found another bottle of wine, unopened, that I have no recollection of buying (or stashing under the coffee table). Jesus turned my remote control into wine! Halleluyah! :P

(I'm hoping that if I manage to finish the bottle tonight and put it back under the table, he might turn the empty into a new remote control, as I will need to change the channel sooner or later... I would appreciate your prayers in this matter, FJ believers :pray: ).

Lol. That truly is miraculous.

Btw, have you tried changing the channel with the wine? It just might work what with all these miraculous happenings.

[CanadianHippie]

Wait, if she doesn't even believe in God, how does she know he's the one to answer her prayers?

[TrishaMiki]

Wait, if she doesn't even believe in God, how does she know he's the one to answer her prayers?

Because God placed it in her heart...who wait... :think:

[bouncyball]

This is the greatest act of divine intervention since the Great Muffin Switcheroo of earlier this year (lest we forget)

[kpmom]

God loves me the mostest, despite my unbelief. :mrgreen:

I really needed a glass of wine with dinner and couldn't believe it when the bottle I reached for was empty. Lo, I later reached under the coffee table to find the lost tv remote control and found another bottle of wine, unopened, that I have no recollection of buying (or stashing under the coffee table). Jesus turned my remote control into wine! Halleluyah! :P

(I'm hoping that if I manage to finish the bottle tonight and put it back under the table, he might turn the empty into a new remote control, as I will need to change the channel sooner or later... I would appreciate your prayers in this matter, FJ believers :pray: ).

First water into wine, and some 2000+ years later, a remote control into wine! Yes, God is good!

[margiebargie]

Oohhh..ooohhh...I got one.

I always go to this restuarant and order churassco steak. It's really good. I always order a side of this special salad dressing but the servers always forget my special salad dressing and I have to remind them. So today I went and ordered my regular thing and the server remembered the salad dressing. Like right off the bat!!!

It had to be Jesus. It had to be. What else could explain this miraculous event?

Obviously I'm a favorite despite my continuous blaspheming. I guess I'll keep it up - seems to work for me.

[constantgardener]

I once had really bad hiccups. I said out loud 'God, I wish these bloody hiccups would stop'. And they did. It was truly amazing.

[jjmennonite]

I was wishing it was 4:30, and lo and behold, I looked at the time, and it is getting closer. Jebus definitely loves ME ME ME ME ME the most.

[0 kids n not countin]

Wait, if she doesn't even believe in God, how does she know he's the one to answer her prayers?

Well, I didn't say I don't believe it God, but I did say I'm not Christian (which I'm not). I consider myself agnostic, and when I have proof of Jesus I will then "get saved" and become a Christian. Of course if some other God beats Jesus in the proof department, I would have to convert to that religion. ;)

[Seven Severn]

I was really wanting to wash our bedding today and on the way down to check the machines I was hoping that they'd be empty. Lo and behold they were empty! Subsequently, the BF and I shall enjoy clean sheets and pillowcases tonight. I'm Jesus's most specialist buddy, obviously.

[heinz57]

I went to the airport today, and got there on time. I boarded the plane. We took off on time. We had a smooth flight. We landed on time. There were taxis waiting at the exit. The fare wasn't more then what had been indicated to me beforehand.

God is obviously great.

You're lucky I'm not a Maxwell, or this insipid post would make into a blog entry.

[CanadianHippie]

I once had really bad hiccups. I said out loud 'God, I wish these bloody hiccups would stop'. And they did. It was truly amazing.

Just today I tripped on the stairs and said "Son of a bitch!" but I didn't fall or drop anything. Which means a bitches son must have performed a miracle.

[0 kids n not countin]

I went to the airport today, and got there on time. I boarded the plane. We took off on time. We had a smooth flight. We landed on time. There were taxis waiting at the exit. The fare wasn't more then what had been indicated to me beforehand.

:eusa-think: I must have done something that really was displeasing to God this past April when we went on vacation. Not only did we encounter several flight delays, we missed out on one entire day of our vacation. :cry:

But United did compensate us in a fair manner after we returned , so I suppose God did eventually forgive me or hear my prayers. ;) :pray:

Or perhaps the Catholic Jesus forgave me for confessing my sins? :?: :?:

Who's to say, now I'm totally confused? :doh:

[Naga Viper]

You guys, this is, like, really serious stuff. You should know that a grade-school friend of mine was once in a major car accident, and right when they were flipping over, she yelled, "Save me, Jesus!" And sure enough, the car was totaled, but she and her family were unscathed. She then became super-devout. And, as of two weeks ago, a Chick-Fil-A booster.

I need to send her that Simpsons clip of Lisa explaining specious thinking to Homer by picking up a random rock and saying "By your reasoning, this rock repels tigers—I mean, do you see any tigers around?" Homer then proceeds to offer her cash for her anti-tiger rock.

[0 kids n not countin]

Comment on the Maxwell website:

Praise the Lord! At the beginning of the summer, our boys were praying for a $10 swing set. God provided a free one and all we needed to purchase was $1 worth of bolts. Then a neighbor found us a free slide to go with it and again, total cost was under a dollar for bolts. It was so neat to see how God answered the prayers of a six and eight-year-old. They immediately began praying for a free swing set for their cousins, which God also provided :)

Okay then, thank you GOD!!

But wondering how come they didn't pray for the one dollar worth of bolts as well?? :think:

Surely God would have obliged them if they would have prayed??

Unbelievable. :doh: :roll:

[Black Aliss]

I have a crazy, young-earth creationist, Christian neighbor who lets her dog crap and dig holes in my yard. While filling one of the new holes a couple of weeks ago I must have muttered under my breath, "God, I wish she would just move out." I came home this weekend to find a moving van in her driveway and now she and the dog are gone.

[latraviata]

I found a lost piece of 'Schwarzwälder Kirsch' in my freezer, Cuteneurorad made for Xmas, you think this the work of Jesus???

Then I fall on my knees and will pray and repent!! hallelujah!!!!

I am going to watch PP's sermons all night!!

[Deleted07]

I LOVE this thread!!! :D

Actually just realized, maybe Yeshua answered my prayers too! I was just thinking tonight I could fancy a chocolate bar... Well my Dad stopped by tonight after being to the store and came with, lo and behold; Chocolate!

Nevermind the fact that we live up the road from eachother and occasionally does bring by a treat for me, knowing I have a sweet tooth. It was GOD WORKING, I tell you! ELEVENTY!!11!