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The Seewalds, Part Nine: And Baby Makes Four


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I hope if it's another boy they call him something equally as ridiculous as Spurgeon. I mean not really, cos it would suck to be stuck with that name, but just for my own snarking hilarity.

Maybe Sturgeon. Spurgeon and Sturgeon. 

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9 minutes ago, SpeakNow said:

This might be the first time Jessa has beat Jill in the marriage/baby race.

this was my exact thought on this

 

Jessa finally gets her moment without Jill horning in on it

it'll be interesting to see, with so many married duggars now --i'm sure jimbob is foaming at the mouth for the potential $$$ from all the new wedding and baby news-- it basically makes counting on renew at least until jessa pops out #2 (with hope for even more weddings and pregnancies) We'll probably get a jill and jinger announcement in december and who knows anna will probably try to get into the race too

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I'm predicting we will have a Jill, Jessa, Jinger and Anna pregnancy picture in no time. Although if I were Anna, I'd go on birth control. Why would she want to procreate with that sleaze bag again?

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Just now, ljohnson2006 said:

I'm predicting we will have a Jill, Jessa, Jinger and Anna pregnancy picture in no time. Although if I were Anna, I'd go on birth control. Why would she want to procreate with that sleaze bag again?

I'm hoping Joshly took a day off from Jesus jail to get himself fixed. Or maybe Anna made him do it, that would be awesome.  

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8 minutes ago, ljohnson2006 said:

I'm predicting we will have a Jill, Jessa, Jinger and Anna pregnancy picture in no time. Although if I were Anna, I'd go on birth control. Why would she want to procreate with that sleaze bag again?

right? that's what i was thinking

i can't imagine what it's like for her. I mean she's basically stuck with that creep and i'm sure she's got to honor him :/ (that's got to be the worst sex imaginable--i mean it's no fun unless both party's are into it)   Ugh. I really wish there was  a way for her to get out and be able to survive 

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What about Selebraty (pronounced celebrity) for a girl? SInce that's what they're trying to be anyways...

How about Race (like baby race...) or Shepherd or Sander or Sax or Sinjon or Swithbert  for a boy? Or are those too normal?

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22 minutes ago, ljohnson2006 said:

Jill is probably humping Derrick 24/7 to get pregnant again. 

AND, she gets to be giant pregnant at Jinger's wedding:  double win for Jessa!

 

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1 minute ago, Mothership said:

AND, she gets to be giant pregnant at Jinger's wedding:  double win for Jessa!

 

where she will waddle down the aisle

where is sierra in all of this 

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You know Jessa really really wants that little girl now. She is vain enough to want a little princess to make into dolled up mini Me.

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I send them my best wishes for a safe, calm pregnancy with a healthy baby at the end of it.

Now that I've got the nice bit out of the way...FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS!!!!! No, I'm not surprised, but yes, I am pretty fucking horrified!!

They'll have two under the age of two, with a spacer Dad who frankly doesn't seem that enamoured of the first one. The first one is - relatively speaking - the easy one. Try doing everything you've been doing, just twice as much.

 Jessa will be aghast to discover that your body doesn't bounce back nearly as quickly the second time around and will be even more shocked at how little time she has for doing her hair and taking selfies. 

At least one J-child will be promoted to full time aunt-mom status, thus ending their childhood for ever more. Which gives Jessa more time, but means she won't have anything close to the connection with Baby 2 that she has with Spurgie. 

Look, I really do hope it goes well for them. But when I saw the heading of this thread, all I thought was "Well that's the beginning of the end..." :tw_confused:

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Won't this little one make a Duggar born in each month now? Well I hope for her an easy pregnancy and delivery.  Wonder if it'll be a girl this time.  I know she said Ben wanted 15 sons and she thought that would be awesome

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Jessa does really love little Spud but he could get lost in the shuffle as they add more and more kids to their family. I like the fun little clips she posts of Spud; he's a cute baby. Wish he had a more normal family...

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I don't see her trying to steal thunder with this. She's been pregnant for at least 3 months. It had to be announced eventually! and Maybe they did wait until the premiere (delaying it a few weeks, the announcement), but if she was trying to steal the spotlight, she'd have announced a month ago, right after Jinger's announcement, she was already pregnant, so could have.

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Baby #2 is going to be an even bigger reality check than little Spurge. I don't think either Jessa or Ben are equipped to handle another baby so soon, but Ben is especially going to have a difficult time I imagine. He seemed so checked out on their show (more checked out than his usual space cadet way). As @IrishCarrie said, this is going to be twice the responsibility with a lot less moments available for "me time" for Jessa and Ben. And for the love of god, I hope Ben is not in charge of naming baby #2! 

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I'm hoping for a boy like I do with all these people. Justification being I'm hoping less girls means less help raising the kids and then hopefully less kids. 

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5 minutes ago, karen77 said:

I don't see her trying to steal thunder with this. She's been pregnant for at least 3 months. It had to be announced eventually! and Maybe they did wait until the premiere (delaying it a few weeks, the announcement), but if she was trying to steal the spotlight, she'd have announced a month ago, right after Jinger's announcement, she was already pregnant, so could have.

Yeah, to me this is the least attention grabby way to do it, in regards to Jinger. Jessa waited a bit after Jinger's engagement announcement, but if she'd kept not announcing everyone would have kept speculating about it, and if she waited until she was too big not to tell people, it would be right as Jinger was getting married and then she'd get shit for that.

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14 minutes ago, IrishCarrie said:

 

They'll have two under the age of two, with a spacer Dad who frankly doesn't seem that enamoured of the first one. The first one is - relatively speaking - the easy one. Try doing everything you've been doing, just twice as much.

 Jessa will be aghast to discover that your body doesn't bounce back nearly as quickly the second time around and will be even more shocked at how little time she has for doing her hair and taking selfies. 

At least one J-child will be promoted to full time aunt-mom status, thus ending their childhood for ever more. Which gives Jessa more time, but means she won't have anything close to the connection with Baby 2 that she has with Spurgie. 

 

I predict it will be Hannie. Isn't she about the right age to be turned into a sister-aunt-mom? Poor Hannie . . . .

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7 minutes ago, Ralar said:

 

I predict it will be Hannie. Isn't she about the right age to be turned into a sister-aunt-mom? Poor Hannie . . . .

I'm gonna agree. Jordyn is her sister daughter but I think she's too young even for the duggars to become and aunt mom. Jenny will definitely be Jill's if she needs one though. 

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