Smuggar Lurk?

[Deleted07]

Seriously, he lurks here right!?

 

We're always making fun of his food pics over on his instagram, then an hour ago he posts this:

 

 

He's baiting us right!?!

[Sister Mary Savage]

If he is baiting us he's doing a stupid job of it. Half of me wants to start giving it right back to him by posting pics of things that would defraud him right into blindness. Any ideas?

[Smooth Beans]

The first thing I noticed was how dog-eared that copy of "This is Why You're Fat" is. Is he using that book as a meal-planning guide? :animals-chickencatch:

[Witsec7]

Josh is a dugger, that means he's an attention whore. It would be natural to feed his ego on non caloric delights here on FJ.

[xReems]

Smuggar is an attention whore; it doesn't matter whether he's looked in a positive or negative light, any attention is a huge ego boost.

Attention orgasm is equivalent to eating 6 fried chicken tenders and 4 huge slices of pie in Smuggar's world.

[Kitty]

The first thing I noticed was how dog-eared that copy of "This is Why You're Fat" is. Is he using that book as a meal-planning guide? :animals-chickencatch:

He bought used and saved the difference, duh.

[Deleted07]

He probably bought it at a second hand store as porn... Its food Porn, so its OK! lol!!!

[snickerz]

I'll bet he has Anna make him that Doughnut Bacon-Burger for breakfast. Get in the kitchen, woman!

[Rachel333]

I love This Is Why You're Fat! It was totally like porn to me in my anorexic days. The website is gone, but there's a tumblr: http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/

[crassy]

I wonder if Smugger is a fan of Epic Meal Time...

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[Maul the Koala]

Are we posting pictures of defrauding things?

I'll start!

[crassy]

Are we posting pictures of defrauding things?

I'll start!

I snorted at the smart scientist lady!

Anyway...here is a pair of great tits.

[Jessica]

Wonderful tits, indeed!

[DarkAnts]

Come out of hiding, we have french toast doughnuts!

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080220-Donut_French_Toast

[Witsec7]

I love This Is Why You're Fat! It was totally like porn to me in my anorexic days. The website is gone, but there's a tumblr: http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/

I had to stop on page 18 when too many of the recipes were familiar. This is obviously one of the sites that my DD uses for inspiration.

[marmalade]

Hey Smuggar, here's an idea for Anna!

eta: Now that I think about it, he's probably just about in need of a manzierre (or bro...take your pick) himself.

[Witsec7]

Hey Smuggar, here's an idea for Anna!

Please someone help me I want this for my avatar and I'm clueless. A pm on how to do it would be kind.

[crassy]

Hey Smuggar, here's an idea for Anna!

eta: Now that I think about it, he's probably just about in need of a manzierre (or bro...take your pick) himself.

That's an anniversary present if I've ever seen one!

[Sister Mary Savage]

Indeed Joshie, take a look at the lovely pictures. Don't they just make you feel like you're starving. Now Joshie, you really must be careful or else you will develop what we here in the heathen, liberal, secular, world know as "man boobies". Now, I know that your mothers (ha) "home school" didn't teach you about nutrition but trust me on this. A few more cheeseburgers and Mike might as well nurse from you.

[Deleted07]

How about a pair of boobies?

Blue Footed Booby's that is...

WOW Sorry my booby's came out so big... LMAO!!!

[Anxious Girl]

^D'aww, those birds look adorable. *has a soft spot for birds*

[Deleted07]

same, I do love birds!

[missbrooklyn]

That better be turkey bacon, or Smuggar still ain't getting any. They don't eat no unclean food, dontcha know.

[ADoyle90815]

same, I do love birds!

Those are some nice boobies.

[Sola]

I snorted at the smart scientist lady!

Anyway...here is a pair of great tits.

*snorts*

And what a fine pair of tits they are!

And just in case Smuggar swings both ways, here's a picture of a man with a huge cock.