Victorious Secret: Lingerie for Overcomers

[watchdog]

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/victoriou ... overcomers

Have fun!

[Artemis]

ROFLMAO ouch my ribs hurt!

Good on the goat herders . . . .

[Pearl]

When I saw the forum topic - I thought it was serious. You know there is a Christian "toy" internet store.

http://mybelovedsgarden.net/

[ThisOlGirl]

When I saw the forum topic - I thought it was serious. You know there is a Christian "toy" internet store.

http://mybelovedsgarden.net/

Holy cow, this deserves its' own thread! I wonder how Jesus feels about having Bible verses sprinkled in amongst the rooster rings and anal beads? Also, their article explaining why they don't show their lingerie on mannequins is a must read.

[Love]

I totally fell for this story and started googling Victorious Secret. Which led me to some weird world of warcraft sites.

I'm feeling really smart right now!

[watchdog]

I totally fell for this story and started googling Victorious Secret. Which led me to some weird world of warcraft sites.

I'm feeling really smart right now!

You're not alone. Someone in the comments on the original article said the same thing. I realize The Wittenburg Door is a satire site, but I could have believed this one. That is, until I got to the name in the second sentence... Veronique Wisteria. :lol: I suppose that's the mark of good satire. It sounds just plausible enough to (almost) be believable.

[LynnKaboom]

That, uh, "toy shop" was something else. I've heard "shaky things & friends" called a lot of different names in my time, but never "marital aids."

[Deleted02]

When I saw the forum topic - I thought it was serious. You know there is a Christian "toy" internet store.

http://mybelovedsgarden.net/

THAT was a fascinating read! WOW!

[thoughtful]

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/victorious-secret%3A-lingerie-overcomers

Have fun!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guest Anonymous]

You're not alone. Someone in the comments on the original article said the same thing. I realize The Wittenburg Door is a satire site, but I could have believed this one. That is, until I got to the name in the second sentence... Veronique Wisteria. :lol: I suppose that's the mark of good satire. It sounds just plausible enough to (almost) be believable.

The best satires also contain more than a germ of truth, as witness "Landover Baptist"

[fundiefan]

When I saw the forum topic - I thought it was serious. You know there is a Christian "toy" internet store.

http://mybelovedsgarden.net/

Does their bullet do the same as a bullet from elsewhere? If so, it's the same thing for the same purpose, no matter how you try to sell it.

I love their blurb:

At My Beloved's Garden, we provide a safe non-pornographic place to shop for all your Christian sex toys and romance needs, while keeping Christ at the center of your marriage. Packages arrive in a non-descript plain brown box. Your information is never sold or shared, we respect you and your privacy.

Is Christian sex different than non-Christian sex? How does a vibrator keep Christ in the center of your marriage? And, who the hell would want Christ in the center of their marriage while using one?

They also sell condoms. Totally un-Christian!!!

This site could provide hours of entertainment without ever purchasing a thing.

[JesusFightClub]

EW!

And, who the hell would want Christ in the center of their marriage while using one?

This whole thread is bringing this pic to mind, and how I wish it wasn't.

[luv2laugh]

I find it ironic that it is called a Christian sex-toy shop. In the Bible it specifically states that acts such as Sodomy are sin.

[Nothing2CHere]

This whole thread is bringing this pic to mind, and how I wish it wasn't.

There is one of those light switch covers at my grandparents' house!!!

[JesusFightClub]

OMG!!! How cool! Post a pic?

I got my pic from a Catholic friend of mine and never could quite believe that anyone actually had one! :lol:

[thoughtful]

There is one of those light switch covers at my grandparents' house!!!

I'm so envious! I've been hoping to find one in a yard sale or thrift store for years.

[Nothing2CHere]

OMG!!! How cool! Post a pic?

I got my pic from a Catholic friend of mine and never could quite believe that anyone actually had one! :lol:

Next time I'm over there I'll try to sneak a photo. And yes, we're a Catholic family :D

[JesusFightClub]

N2CH, please do and you will be my FJ friend for evermore. ;)

I love the thought that someone could look at that lightswitch and not see the implications!

[nonymouse]

Um, did anyone else overthink the whole "Keeping Christ at the center" part, and wonder if there was a fundie version of the Rabbit out there? ;)

[ladypuglover]

Um, did anyone else overthink the whole "Keeping Christ at the center" part, and wonder if there was a fundie version of the Rabbit out there? ;)

Must use brain bleach! :shock:

[MamaJunebug]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I quite agree. Funniest thing I read all week!

Funniest thing I saw was thoughtful's Photoshop of the romance novel cover! :lol:

[daharyn]

OMG, mybelovedgarden.

The Body Stockings look much better when they are not too tight, so if you are over size 12-14, you may wish to consider a plus size of Body Stocking.

*cough* My understanding of body stockings is limited, I'll grant you... but, um... they ARE supposed to be kinda snug, right? (Though who knew there were Christian-approved body stockings to begin with...?)

[thoughtful]

I quite agree. Funniest thing I read all week!

Funniest thing I saw was thoughtful's Photoshop of the romance novel cover! :lol:

I cannot take credit for the (FABulous!) work of another -- that was Shina:

viewtopic.php?p=8553#p8553

I have no access to Photoshop (snif), not to mention being half-blind and probably lacking the patience to do something like that.

[ChunkyBarbie]

I wonder how Jesus feels about having Bible verses sprinkled in amongst the rooster rings and anal beads?

[theologygeek]

When I saw the forum topic - I thought it was serious. You know there is a Christian "toy" internet store.

http://mybelovedsgarden.net/

Oh my God. They are calling the home sex toy parties a ministry.

"If you are excited about this opportunity, please send us an email at

mybelovedsgarden@aol.com

and we will put you on a list to be the first people to be able to start you own unique ministry, business. people at the top of the list will be the first to be contacted with the details to get involved with My Beloved's Garden in this wonderful and unique ministry business."