Welcome New VF Interns!! (NSFWish)

[twin2]

Howdy New VF Interns

According to the VF Interns application Monday was your first day at your new position. May I be the first to congratulate you on your accomplishment! I am assuming you are now out of orientation and diving head first into your new job. Since one of the jobs of the VF intern is to lurk at FJ, I thought I'd give you a brief tour of the site to help you out, because I'm a nice person like that.

Right now you are in A Quiverfull of Snark. This is where you will be spending most of your time as here is where most of the discussion of Dougie and VF happens. First and foremost, you will want to bookmark the following thread entitled LOLDOUG (http://freejinger.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=24). It is in this thread we mock your fearless leader by captioning humorous pictures. I understand that you may find some of it a bit mean, but really Dougie just makes it too easy for us, half of them write themselves. Also, please acquaint yourself with the concept of fair use prior to reading this thread.

Also in A Quiverfull of Snark, you will find us discussing other patriarchal fools such as Gothard, Ray Comfort and Botkins and lots of fundie families (some royalty some not). In addition, you will find other topics on politics and feminism which I encourage you to read with an open mind. Next, there is A Quiverfull of Chatter, not much there of interest to you, but I would check it out in your spare time. Finally, there is A Quiverfull of Worldy Distractions. At this site you can check out all the awesome worldy things you are missing while you are playing dress-up with Dougie.

Well that is all I can think of for now. Enjoy your fellowship and remember to check your spelling.

Fight Hard and Hold Fast!

Twin2

PS: In case you haven't figured it out yet, you work for a tool.

PPS: A little welcome present for you:

PPPS: Edited to make maybe NSFW. Interns, that stands for "not safe for work" because, now sit down, many of us ladies here have jobs, outside the home. Yes, I said it, outside the home, remember open minds boys, open minds.

[MerryHappy]

Well said. :)

[FuManchu]

Also: remember to wear the name badges at work, as your identical haircuts/suits/ties/skin colour/opinions may otherwise make identification difficult.

[prairiemuffin]

:clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:

[darkplumaged]

I am assuming you are now out of orientation and diving head first into your new job.

I'll bet.

[Lostie]

Don't forget to check out our Fundie Fan Fiction section under A Quiver Full of Worldly Distractions.

[bionicmlle]

Oooh that picture defrauded me. Thank you - I needed that!! :dance:

[Kishiria]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love you, and I love this post.

[Visionoyahweh]

Great post, but I think VF interns would enjoy this picture a bit more...

[MerryHappy]

The guy on the far right looks like Joey from Friends.

[Visionoyahweh]

The guy on the far right looks like Joey from Friends.

How you doin', Dougie? :lol:

[Buzzard]

How you doin', Dougie? :lol:

I was thinking the same thing!!! But I'm disappointed in the packages those guys are carrying. Steroids?

[Guest Anonymous]

I was thinking the same thing!!! But I'm disappointed in the packages those guys are carrying. Steroids?

You're not as crestfallen as Dougie is.

[Guest Anonymous]

Maybe I'm a weirdo, but the muscles are too much for me. Then again, I like my men lanky and nerdy. (And my women curvy and nerdy.)

Dougie, on the other hand, likes his women in the kitchen and his men holding his anaconda.

ETA: And with this post I reach 1,000 and become a Vision Forum Intern. So perfect!

[Visionoyahweh]

I was thinking the same thing!!! But I'm disappointed in the packages those guys are carrying. Steroids?

Probably, but they're gay porn stars. I'm sure when it's time to get down, no one has any complaints.

[Black Aliss]

Great post, but I think VF interns would enjoy this picture a bit more...

mmm. Bear meat.

[Kitty]

Honestly, I prefer the guy with his back to the camera, in the white hat.

[Daenerys]

Honestly, I prefer the guy with his back to the camera, in the white hat.

Agreed!

[CanadianHippie]

Agreed!

I'm going to agree as well. Big muscles are icky. Big anacondas on the other hand...

[DamnPrecious]

I'll bet.

I love it!!

[anniebgood]

OT

Doesn't that photo remind you of Courtney "puke" Stoddard Hutchinson? The face especially. I think CSH wants to channel AnnMargaret but fails largely.

[MonkeyMomma]

OT

Doesn't that photo remind you of Courtney "puke" Stoddard Hutchinson? The face especially. I think CSH wants to channel AnnMargaret but fails largely.

I can kinda see that - I think CSH misses the mark with too much lip and boob. And annoying random lip licking.

[kelseyjhale]

well csh is a famewhore but ann margaret can give roger daltrey an erection in that movie tommy

[ChickeyMonkey]

The guy in the middle (with the Freddie Mercury overbite - almost) has the better muscular body than the other 2 (IMO) because they're more proportional. He's not being swallowed up by his muscles. Although, as much as I like men without chest hair, no leg hair looks kinda weird.

But, everyone's different. :)

[Rachel333]

Definitely not a fan of big muscles. How do those thighs even work? Can they close their knees?