Oh, Amazon....

[47of74]

For some strange reason Amazon thought I would be interested in this and popped it up on my FB feed...

Yes I know what it sort of looks like but that isn't what it's for.  

Of course being a denizen of FJ my mind immediately went there upon seeing the ad for this swimming pool maintenance item.

 

[Cartmann99]

@47of74

Do you remember a few days ago when you posted that article about Trump administration employees having trouble finding dates? I was extremely tempted to make an off-color joke about the White House buying a certain male sex toy for the male staffers with dating issues. I then realized that folks could start getting ads for that product here, and that could make things really awkward for some of our members.

Amazon carries said product line, but thankfully is not now recommending it to me even though I foolishly searched for it on their site. 

[47of74]

Then today Amazon had this on me on my FB feed...

A reamer is a tool for metalworking.   But y'all know me....my mind dived head first into the gutter upon seeing the item.

And the reviews were comedy gold...

Spoiler

 

 

[47of74]

Then there's the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure!

[Cartmann99]

7 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Then there's the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure!

That's so unrealistic! My hair is not blonde, and I don't own any pink slippers.

[smittykins]

And only 6 cats? 

[47of74]

33 minutes ago, smittykins said:

And only 6 cats? 

I think it's a starter kit and you have to go and buy the additional three or four dozen cats.

[47of74]

And today Amazon thought I should purchase these...

Of course I had to check the reviews to see if anyone reported smelling of elderberries after consuming this product....

[47of74]

For those people who really want to know how pure their doggie's DNA is....

[Bethella]

5 hours ago, 47of74 said:

For those people who really want to know how pure their doggie's DNA is....

I actually know a number of people who've done this for their rescued mutts. One of my friends has a dog that is Australian Shepherd, German Shepherd and Chow Chow mix. She's an odd looking dog. 

Also- there are much cheaper options than that one.

[47of74]

I need to get my perscription checked.  I first thought the label on that PC said Incel Pro on the top, not Intel Pro.

[Cartmann99]

6 hours ago, 47of74 said:

I need to get my perscription checked.  I first thought the label on that PC said Incel Pro on the top, not Intel Pro.

You are not alone. I looked at the picture before I read your comment, and I saw the exact same thing.

[47of74]

Trying to tell me something, Amazon?

 

[47of74]

I think I found a Christmas gift for my sister. 

[catlady]

I have something similar at home!