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slickcat79 Sleeps With The Purity Bear

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Those are from that fake church sign website, right? I always thought the "debate" was hilarious :lol: The Presbyterian church I went to growing up would have totally let dogs go to heaven.

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clibbyjo Drinking the Tater Tot Kool-Aid

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Those are from that fake church sign website, right? I always thought the "debate" was hilarious :lol: The Presbyterian church I went to growing up would have totally let dogs go to heaven.

I just copied it from a FB friend. I hope its true, that would be great. :) (Its probably from the fake site)

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Boogalou Pecan Thief

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Yeah, it is fake. You can see that nothing ever changes between one picture of the church sign and the next. Still, it is pretty hilarious!

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Deleted02 Picking Up Socks unto the Lord

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This is really funny. I'm with the Catholics on this. If heaven is full of things that make you happy then why can't my menagerie of animals be up there?

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pomology Taking Porn by the Horn

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Yeah, because dogs and rocks are totally comparable. :roll: I cuddle and get kisses from my pet rock all the time. Oh wait, that's my dog.

Catholics ftw.

And yeah, this is hilarious, fake or not.

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ems Partaking of Hell's Cocktail

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If she's Catholic she does.

But Peter was the rock upon which Jesus built the Church, so of course there are rocks in heaven ;)

I saw this a long time ago and was disappointed to discover its fakeness, but it's still funny. :)

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ChickeyMonkey Speaks Conversational Christian Conservative

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Seeing as how I had to put down my dog on Thursday, it's comforting to see the "All dogs go to heaven" sign, as silly as that may sound.

I really miss her. She was such a good girl.

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Bella99 Cabbage Patch Dolls Are My Birth Control

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"Heaven will not ever heaven be, unless my cats are there to welcome me." epitaph from a turn of the former century pet cemeterary.

I completely agree, but the word cats should be changed to pets. Or maybe friends.

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