Michelle's Mother's Day suggestions

[texpatriategames]

If it didn't land in some P/O Box and read by only a TLC secretary, I'd totally send Jana a mother's day gift card, too. The real mom in that house needs some recreation too, you know, Jichelle?

I like this thought. I'd consider sending Jill some condoms, but that word probably freaks them out, so I'd have to label them "raincoats for the headship's God stick" instead.

I wonder if they ever walk by condoms in Rite Aid or something and start chanting prayers?

[BlackSheep]

I am seriously thinking about sending the real mothers in that house a Mothers Day card.

I like this. :lol:

Or online greetings. Hashtag it. See if it trends.

[clueliss]

What happened to the old apple spiral whatever? We've seen her use it because I was agahast that they were apparently incapable of peeling an apple by hand.

[Miggy]

Don't knock the apple peeler! It changes apples from boring fruit that are difficult to eat into something toddlers beg for. Mum, mum, mum, can I have another apple slinky, ppplllleeeeeease?