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http://yoursacredcalling.com/blog/2012/ ... ys-part-1/

Ah, Stacy. She is indignant that an adult store used a "prosperous" looking billboard to attract customers.

She even says that pursuing porn [sic] as a marital aid is like "licking a dirty ashtray."

I'll never forget when Big Daddy Junebug was reading the paper. He said, "Listen to this. There's an ad that says, 'Kissing a woman who smokes is like licking a dirty ashtray.' I wonder if the ad writer ever really licked a dirty ashtray. How would he know?"

See, Big Mama Junebug smoked. Big Daddy kissed her. A lot! :) And he asked a very pertinent question.

Had I more free time, I'd go ask Stacy what licking a dirty ashtray really tastes like, 'cause apparently she speaks from authoritative experience.

:?

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Ugh, I saw that.

One may trade in the wife of his youth for a “newer model,†while another may be abusive or defile the marriage so badly that she flees in despair. There is nothing new under the sun and sin still lurks in the hearts of men.

Women have also betrayed their husbands and rejected their vows. Wives have left their own children to chase after the deceptive and insatiable fiend, “self fulfillment.â€

She bitches endlessly about destroyed marriages, even though she was a working divorcee when she met and married James (another divorce), and continued working after she had her first kid. She's such an ugly hypocrite.

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With all the focus she puts on young women, "pornography", even mentioning plastic surgery (which I'm sure she does not approve of), I suspect Stacey is terrified of getting old and ugly and not being attractive to her husband. I'd be willing to bet that in another lifetime, Stacey put a lot of time and effort into her looks and figure. Remember her post about some lady getting pissy with her for running around in a bikini in front of pissy lady's husband? Now that she's a Godly, modest woman who's made a lot of money off her supposed Godliness and modesty, she can't very well endorse anything that goes against that, can she? I hate to break it to you honey, but you're already ugly as sin--and it has nothing to do with your looks.

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I hate to break it to them, but the smutty movies and dime store gadgets found in some pervert shack are like licking an ash tray

What business is it of hers what other people do in the privacy of their bedroom? If a couple use a dildo or look at porn there is no harm done to Stacey.

I hate to break it to her but normal, loving couples use porn and marital aids. She needs to realize that not everyone is like her and that she is not the model for what is correct or proper behavior.

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As a non-American, I have to ask, is an adult bookstore something more than a bookstore with erotic books? Is it like a porn shop, or something like that? I've seen the term before, but I don't really understand it.

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Yeah, "adult bookstore" is a euphemism for porn palace, and they often sell sex toys and accessories there as well. Just a one-stop-shop for all your dildo, lube, and dvd needs.

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Yeah, "adult bookstore" is a euphemism for porn palace, and they often sell sex toys and accessories there as well. Just a one-stop-shop for all your dildo, lube, and dvd needs.

Ah, thanks so much! I grew up in a neighbourhood where a spade was called a spade, so I was pretty confused by that term since I heard it the first time.

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I do like the term "pervert shack." I think I will try to work that one into my conversations.

I have a friend who calls it a "jack shack", because that's where you go to get all of you "jacking" material (of course).

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I think maybe the term adult bookstore is a holdover from the days when most erotica was actually in book form. So the name stayed the same while the inventory switched over to magazines and edible panties and stuff.

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There are a couple of adult bookstores in my city. The only one that I've been in was a nice with friendly staff. They sold lingerie, sexual aids, books(yes, they had books) and massage oils. There was nothing smutty about their atmosphere

What Stacey really wants is that such places remain forbidden places where only low lifes go. The fact that normal couples might feel enpowered to enter such a shop and take charge of their sexual pleasure is what bothers her. She'd rather people be ashamed and not know that other couples like to add spice to their sex life.

By the way, I was surprised at how busy the adult books store was. When the stigma is removed from adult books stores--or just sex in general- it opens up a new world for people.

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Did any of you expect better from a woman whose idea of porn is a college catalog or a library card?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, from the bottom of this ebil public librarian's heart!!!

Part 2 of Stacy's 3-part series (she's calling it "Stained Sheets"!! :roll: ) is up on her website. Read it and weep. Poor, poor Stacy is *so* hung up on the sexual purity thing - all verklempt at the mere notion that human beings might feel physical pleasure in ways other than those narrow offerings she deems correct and appropriate for all. Cue Gone With the Wind's Aunt Pittypat: "It simply. isn't. done!!!"

Well, Stacy, I hate to break it to you - yes it is. All over the world. By all kinds of perfectly nice, decent, respectable, law-abiding, ethical and loving people.

In the spirit of unscrewing ol' Stace's lid a notch or two, allow me to recommend Babeland (babelanddotcom) for everyone's eupehmistically-termed "adult bookstore" needs. Mr. MtL and I can personally attest to their marriage-enhancing merchandise, and friendly, helpful, nonjudgmental staff.

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In the spirit of unscrewing ol' Stace's lid a notch or two, allow me to recommend Babeland (babelanddotcom) for everyone's eupehmistically-termed "adult bookstore" needs. Mr. MtL and I can personally attest to their marriage-enhancing merchandise, and friendly, helpful, nonjudgmental staff.

I would add Good Vibrations (online) and the Pleasure Chest (nationwide).

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She even says that pursuing porn [sic] as a marital aid is like "licking a dirty ashtray."

Well then. I'd have to say she's using the marital aids incorrectly. Nothing wrong with bringing a little kink into the bedroom, Stacy. Get over your self righteous holy self.

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Hmmm. Blessed Mama comments:

we have had people ask us more than once, “Dont you want your wife to contribute to society?!â€

I would call bullshit, but I know Americans are weird sometimes ;-) How likely does that seem to the rest of you?

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I'm convinced that Pastor McDonald has a bit of a penchant for porn, or at least for pictures or movies of scantily clad or nude women. Stacy spends so much time and thought on the issue that I can't believe it's not something very personal to her and her marriage.

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I'm convinced that Pastor McDonald has a bit of a penchant for porn, or at least for pictures or movies of scantily clad or nude women. Stacy spends so much time and thought on the issue that I can't believe it's not something very personal to her and her marriage.

I think you're on to something there.

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