Girl gets head stuck inside of pumpkin

[Black Aliss]

The only reason I am posting this on FJ is that I thought the "victim" was a dead ringer for a Dugger girl. http://p.nytimes.com/email/re?location=pMJKdIFVI6pZnDLDb4IjkAgRrv47iu/5LFar6ndMcSCA56RW6a+R3diyptViQnISZ8od2JjygdNtnFSU4Z84Uzlak2eDNw4jjfp5ooUCIYZ5vhUDI9BOZVKi+9n+Zv0/HsrYOdcOfOGKj3Ddln2LQzk1vS8GJ+3Fm/zxSJKty7k=&campaign_id=58&instance_id=5077&segment_id=7222&user_id=d4dc5c5c0807209dd171fc9bfb2401ea&regi_id=6373195520181031

Also it's kind of funny.

[tsukinokawa]

dear lady pumpkin !

the florida man called and he wants his thunderbolt of idiocy and crown of dumbassery back 

[mango_fandango]

She sounds like a complete idiot.

Ive read a lot of “Experience” stories on the Guardian site, most of them are really interesting. You get a new one every week, the most recent one is about someone whose children both have a terminal illness for example.

Not many involve idiots like this one. 

[Seculardaisy]

Dwight Shrute has been there, done that.

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

Have you met the Arndt family?  They love penguins and baptize pumpkins in the bathtub.  Girl you would fit right in.

[Audrey2]

I'm still shaking my head. I thought of the saying possibly misattributed to John Wayne, "Life's rough, Pilgrim. It's even rougher when you're stupid."

[AliceInFundyland]

This makes me think of the Friends episode with Monica and the turkey.

[AmazonGrace]

Get back to me when someone gets their head stuck in a raisin.