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It's a bizarre list. Some are normal, some are crazy and some are just random. I score about two or three.

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I get 7.  Sense of humor, joy for life.  Just give me some wine.  We ate the damned goose when I was a kid, and no more laser-heat vision.  I've got some teeth left.  My robot is 3', but doesn't understand commands yet.  Dammit.  Ghosts.  Let's not go there, but yes.  My kids love those fucking Aid Bud movies, so yes.  I had to put my foot down on those Beverly Hills Chihuahua movies.  And as a parent, my purse always has snacks.

I'm still perfect.  My husband says so.

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19 hours ago, Trynn said:

I walk my cat on a leash sometimes, do I get half a point?

If so, then I get a 4.5 out of 9. 50%! 

I love Obvious Plant.

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On 6/24/2017 at 8:55 AM, PianoPounder said:

Does every Air Bud movie online include the Buddies movies?

What a good question. I'll say no, as I'm a purist in most regards. 

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Please ignore the above quote boxes; I hit those in error.  :my_blush:

Whenever I see the words "giant robot", I always think of the above Far Side cartoon. 

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On June 30, 2017 at 0:10 AM, SadieJane said:

I understand that he likes my goose, but how did he know about my robot?!?!?

Maybe he spotted your robot walking your goose??? 

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