Uriah

[luckylibrarian]

For those of you who are not on Twitter, Uriah now has a fan page. Just don't confuse him with Uriah Maxwell of El Paso, Texas.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Uriah-Ma ... 3716376646

[Koala]

:lol: Awesome!

[hoipolloi]

Hysterical! I love it!

[loveandwar]

Hahaha!! Nice!!

[Antigone]

love, love, love this. Now i don't need to go sign up for Twitter after all ;)

[clibbyjo]

like!! :P :dance:

[notsocommon]

I have to ask... do the Maxwells call the bus Uriah, or did someone else name the it?

[Prek teach]

The Maxwells named him.

I love that he has a facebook now!

[Jessica]

"Public figure"! LOL!!!!

[luckylibrarian]

love, love, love this. Now i don't need to go sign up for Twitter after all ;)

That was the reasoning behind the fan page. Uriah's tweets will be posted to the fan page automatically (and vice versa).

Notsocommon, not only did the Maxwells name him, they often talk about him as if he were a real person.

[defrauding]

Notsocommon, not only did the Maxwells name him, they often talk about him as if he were a real person.

It sounds as if they're making an idol out of the bus. Time to sell it and stop touring, I guess!

[luckylibrarian]

Oh, please, no! I love Uriah!

[twin2]

Well, we are T-1 week away from the Maxwell fall tour schedule, time to place your bets as to what will go wrong with Uriah this go around. During the winter trek, Uriah had quite the adventure: a tire problem just before roll-out, a sewage problem, got stuck and the mud, and had a close encounter with a sink-hole in Canada.

 

My bet is on break problems. We know that Steve and one of the boys went to class on air breaks a while back. Most likely, they tinkered with them an screwed them up.

[VodouDoll]

Excuse me, but Satan screwed them up. Steve Maxwell doesn't make mistakes.

[gustava]

He'll be too depressed to move until Pepsi is poured into every orifice.

(ps...brakes)

[Kitty]

The air conditioning will fail. I dunno where the Maxwells live, but I'm pretty sure it's still hot in some places.

The battery will die. Happened to my mom's 2004 Toyota, which is in much better condition.

The engine will stall at an inopportune moment.

Whoever's driving will wrap Uriah around a tree. Or roll it into a ditch. And total it.

[Guest Anonymous]

While the Maxwells are busy afflicting "The Elderly" with their presence, Uriah will sneak off, mate with a Prevost and father a fleet of Escalades.

[Jessica]

They live in good ol' Kansas.

They seem to always be replacing windshields so my guess is something with that. That, or they'll run out of gas and need help from a bunch of Hells Angels-style bikers (I'd love for THOSE pictures to make it to the blog!)

[Guest Anonymous]

Kansas, you say? I submit that Uriah will be sucked up by a twister and carried away to the land of Oz.

[NurseNell]

I think the brakes too.

Wonder if they're coming my way (MN) but I doubt it, better to head south this time of year.

Nell

[Markie]

Some ebil atheists will sneak onto Uriah and have protected, unmarried sex all over the place. Uriah will have to be exorcised but since an ebil priest have to perform exorcisms, Uriah will be abandonned by Stevie and the Maxwell pack!

[gardenvarietycitizen]

While the Maxwells are busy afflicting "The Elderly" with their presence, Uriah will sneak off, mate with a Prevost and father a fleet of Escalades.

LOL. :lol:

Brings a whole 'nother meaning to "automotive porn..."

[Sola]

Uriah will meet soul mate in a lay by one night when the Maxwell's are pulled over for the night. His soul mate will be a sleek, modern little number, who is also an evil atheist. She will entice him with her liberal charms and he will fall deeply in love with her. While the Maxwell's are in their conference, Uriah and Athena (yes she has name) will elope. They will dash over the border to Canada and live happily ever after in sin.

[fundiefan]

Whatever it is it will be a great blessing and result in even greater blessings. If anyone has any prayers, you should probably get them sent up within the next week, since god will be busy bestowing direct, personal blessings on the Maxwells for the next month. And that's a big freaking job, as we all know.

[clibbyjo]

At least 2 windshields, maybe an air compresser or somethine vague like that ? Of course there there will be a very strange thing that would only happen to the Maxwells.(Like the road eating them last year) Of course they don't take that to mean God is telling them to turn back, its Satan so they must more forward.