Nekkid man in bridal shop window busted

[47of74]

Naked man.  Pennsylvania.  Bridal shop.

thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/naked-man-in-bridal-shop-window-756480

 

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The co-owner of a Pennsylvania bridal boutique is facing indecent exposure and lewdness charges after he stood naked amidst the clothed mannequins in the front window of his store, according to court records.

Peter Scolieri, 54, was spotted last Wednesday evening inside One Enchanted Evening, a Pittsburgh-area firm that describes itself as the “premier bridal, prom and pageant boutique of Western Pennsylvania.”

Scolieri, a female witness told cops, was “fully naked, no shoes, shirt, pants or anything,” according to a District Court complaint. The bridal store was closed as Scolieri mingled with the mannequins wearing wedding dresses.

While standing in the front window, Scolieri--who reportedly "displayed an erection"--was holding a “hand part” from a mannequin’s arm. But it is unclear what, if any, job the hand was performing.

 

And yeah, alcohol was involved.

[Khan]

Holding out for hand sex?

[kunoichi66]

I am coming to the realisation that people can be very, very silly.

[usedtobenice]

No shoes??? I'm scandalized 

[smittykins]

You know what they say--no shirt, no shoes, no service! 

[47of74]

You know what they say--no shirt, no shoes, no service! 

Yeah then apparently it's self service.