nsfw- defrauded by the groovy church

[blisterine]

i was given tickets for a dinner and concert at a church. it was free, so my husband and i went. the theme was holy homes.

turns out it was about recovering from pornography addiction. it was assumed everyone in the church had seen the book and the byline on the front cover about breaking the power of pornography. it was assumed that only families who were struggling with porno addiction would be present.

i asked the friend who gave me the tickets if she thought i was a porno freak. she swears up and down she had no idea it was about pornography addiction.

i wonder if we look like the type of people to be automatically assumed to be porn addicts.

but the bbq was good and it was free.

but they made me wonder what type of porn it was: bdsm, foot fetishism, he likes to get kicked in the balls?

the lord has laid it on my heart to ask fellow fj if they can figure out what type of porn he couldn't stop viewing. i'm curious and apologize for defrauding you good people.

[themadapple]

Well, at least you got free Barbecue out of it. Let's see, channeling... channeling... got it!

The poor unfortunate soul was into watching women put on and remove their prosthetic legs. Preferably if they walked around wearing Keds sneakers and smoking Virginia Slims.

[keen23]

Maybe Pony play? Or Adult Babies? Yeastiality (sex with bread)? Sploshing?

[Deleted12]

Doug Phillips' manly romps?

[ladypuglover]

i was given tickets for a dinner and concert at a church. it was free, so my husband and i went. the theme was holy homes.

turns out it was about recovering from pornography addiction. it was assumed everyone in the church had seen the book and the byline on the front cover about breaking the power of pornography. it was assumed that only families who were struggling with porno addiction would be present.

i asked the friend who gave me the tickets if she thought i was a porno freak. she swears up and down she had no idea it was about pornography addiction.

i wonder if we look like the type of people to be automatically assumed to be porn addicts.

but the bbq was good and it was free.

but they made me wonder what type of porn it was: bdsm, foot fetishism, he likes to get kicked in the balls?

the lord has laid it on my heart to ask fellow fj if they can figure out what type of porn he couldn't stop viewing. i'm curious and apologize for defrauding you good people.

:lol: I snorted soda out my nose when I read the kicked in the balls question. Owie for my nose and his gonads.

[treemom]

This made me laugh really, really hard