Adventure ideas for Doug Philips

[ladypuglover]

Just like the choose your own adventure books, you can choose Dougie's next adventure with his manly men to go on. Will it be to wrestle crocs in the out back? How about landing in the new world on the Mayflower? What will he do on his adventure and of course what will he wear? Be creative as you know Dougie will with his new wardrobe. Will he wear a bacon suit or bring craving knives on his trip to honor the Donners. Will he bring his own burro and gold pan to honor the 49's or will he slip into a nice can-can outfit to entice those interns miners upstairs? The choice is yours and I know we can this thread on page one on Google.

[darkplumaged]

Will he bring his own burro and gold pan to honor the 49's or will he slip into a nice can-can outfit to entice those interns miners upstairs?

Love this. Dougie in tight jeans and flannel oughta appeal to a certain segment of the population...

Let's see...

"Celebrate the Crusades!" (Dougie in tights and a tunic.)

"Exploring Manly Friendships in Ancient Greece" (Interns in togas; I needn't spell out the rest.)

"Relive the Reign of Henry VIII! Sons are vital to our legacies as Christian men..."

[nutella addict]

I just had an image of Dougie and his interns singing the Lumberjack song....

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night, I work all day...

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory....

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flow'rs

I put on women's clothing, and hang around in baaaaaaaaars!

[WonderingInWA]

I'd like to see him take on the Amazon in sort of a Tarzan-type style. You know, loin cloth (vomit!), swinging from vines, maybe getting into a battle or two with really large snakes.

[WonderingInWA]

Oh, and as an added challenge, he will have to take the entire Maxwell family with him, including the ladies. Bwah ha ha!

[uber frau]

Antarctica-to prove that global warming is a socialist, antiChristian plot to take over the world, proselytise to the penguins and convert the scientists to his superior YEC science. He could spend megabucks on cool, techy snowgear(sponsored by his peons and the American taxpayer) and spend a lot of time in small spaces trying to keep warm with his interns.

I think he'd enjoy re-enacting the crusades too. Lots of sword fighting and manly men in tights.

[MamaJunebug]

I'm afraid the croc-wrasslin' has already been done, by Beall (someone cleverer than I will come up w the foto - which may be an LOLDOUG already).

But I think Endall has a Near Eastern costume show -- I mean, adventure! -- in his future.

Solomon in all his glory-ous robes, perhaps?

Or a fantasy camp of a different sort, in which modern Libya is conquered for cultural christianity, and Doug gets his pick of Ghadaffi's fabulous coats and headwear?!

PS: For more on cultural christianity as opposed to the Christianity of the Gospel of Jesus, see Lewis' latest installment at CommandmentsOfMen.com--it's THE most clear, cogent explanation of the vast differences between the 2!

[Guest Anonymous]

Antarctica-to prove that global warming is a socialist, antiChristian plot to take over the world, proselytise to the penguins and convert the scientists to his superior YEC science. He could spend megabucks on cool, techy snowgear(sponsored by his peons and the American taxpayer) and spend a lot of time in small spaces trying to keep warm with his interns.

I think he'd enjoy re-enacting the crusades too. Lots of sword fighting and manly men in tights.

Who wants to send him a copy of of "Penguin Island" by Anatole France?

[LynnKaboom]

Antarctica-to prove that global warming is a socialist, antiChristian plot to take over the world, proselytise to the penguins and convert the scientists to his superior YEC science. He could spend megabucks on cool, techy snowgear(sponsored by his peons and the American taxpayer) and spend a lot of time in small spaces trying to keep warm with his interns.

I think he'd enjoy re-enacting the crusades too. Lots of sword fighting and manly men in tights.

LOL. :lol:

Poor penguins.

[Guest Anonymous]

He could also make the re-enactment a role-playing video game, where contestants choose which side to play for:

Conquistadors vs Aztecs/Incas/Tainos/you name it

Romans vs Huns

Romans vs Christians

Vikings vs Saxons

Colonists vs Native Americans

Christians vs Saracens

Oh, the costume changes he could look forward to!

[finleeport]

I'd like to see him take on the Amazon in sort of a Tarzan-type style. You know, loin cloth (vomit!), swinging from vines, maybe getting into a battle or two with really large snakes.

I would picture as George of the Jungle, always bumping into trees.

[twin2]

Well, seeing as how Dougie likes manly, sweaty romps, I think he should reenact the history of the Olympics. The ancient Olympics, back when the manly men competed al natural.

[darkplumaged]

Well, seeing as how Dougie likes manly, sweaty romps, I think he should reenact the history of the Olympics. The ancient Olympics, back when the manly men competed al natural.

Excellent idea, except I shudder to think about the photos. The last thing I need to see is Peter Bradrick au natural...

[ladypuglover]

Well, seeing as how Dougie likes manly, sweaty romps, I think he should reenact the history of the Olympics. The ancient Olympics, back when the manly men competed al natural.

And no women allowed!

Another men only event. The theater. He could do Romeo and Juilet as it was back in Will's time. The costumes! Swoon!

[twin2]

And no women allowed!

Another men only event. The theater. He could do Romeo and Juilet as it was back in Will's time. The costumes! Swoon!

Outstanding idea as well! We know that Dougie would be Romeo, but who would be his Juliet?

[Guest Anonymous]

Excellent idea, except I shudder to think about the photos. The last thing I need to see is Peter Bradrick au natural...

Be right back, after I finish projectile vomiting. It's not even the looks so much as the smarminess.

[hoipolloi]

Thanks to the website, Wartburg Watch, I learned about this how-to guide for setting up your own ministry tours as a Christian tour consultant: newbbc.accura.net/NRB%20Tours.pdf

Here's an excerpt from the brochure put out by Maranatha Tours Inc.:

"Our recommendation is that you set up your tour based on a minimum of 15 passengers.

Assuming the tour cost is $2,000, you sign up 16 passengers directly you two go free and earn

$2,000 + (3%) $960. You invite other potential Tour Hosts to join you and build your group

size to 45 passengers. You would earn the 10% $2,700 and a group size gain of ($173 x 45)

$7,785. You have 2 free trips and $13,445 in cash.

Do this 2 times a year and you have income of $26,890."

I haven't looked into VF's set up but they must be using similar methods for scamming signing up their tour participants.

Remember, though, it's not about the money!

[twin2]

Be right back, after I finish projectile vomiting. It's not even the looks so much as the smarminess.

Poor Kelly must have to go to her happy, happy place during baby making time.

[margiebargie]

Poor Kelly must have to go to her happy, happy place during baby making time.

Lol and ewwww.

[dormouse]

Outstanding idea as well! We know that Dougie would be Romeo, but who would be his Juliet?

Peter of course !

[Visionoyahweh]

WWI fighting ace. Dougie dresses up as the red baron! Then he gives a lecture as he flies the plane.

There was a real African American fighter pilot called "Black Swallow of Death". I can see Doug wanting to get close to a guy like that. :drool:

ETA: The VF webstore then starts seeing Red Baron Pizza.

[Patsy]

The adventure of wisdom. Doug shuts the fuck up and stops acting like pontificating about bullshit makes you a hero. Following the example of many men who have sacrificed and done good deeds, he doesn't go on and on about himself. Also following their example, he doesn't make money off shutting the fuck up, he just works as best he can, keeps his family modestly provided for, and gives the rest of his time and money to charity and community causes.

Seriously, I am less pro-U.S.-military than almost all of this board, but him dressing up in military uniforms just made me furious. What a pathetic, slimy little man.

[WonderingInWA]

I'd also like to see Dougie take on the likes of Afghanistan and/or Iraq. See what they can do about converting all those people to his version of Christianity. I'm kind of thinking there wouldn't be a ton of photos from a trip like that. Just sayin'...