Vision Forum's promise to you!

[OkToBeTakei]

Vision Forum exists to serve and equip the biblical family, providing products and encouragement to assist parents in leading their families in righteousness, and offering toys to inspire children in their play life as preparation for standing strong in the Lord Jesus Christ. We strive to evaluate and offer unique, quality products that will serve Christian families well as they grow in grace. May the Lord draw us closer to Himself as we seek to know Him more and further His Gospel in all areas of our lives. This is who we are, and this is how we hope to bless and serve you.

In Irish

Vision forum exists ter serve an' equip de biblical family, providin' products an' encouragement ter assist auld pair in leadin' their families in righteousness, an' offerin' toys ter inspire laddies in their play life as preparashun for standin' strong in de lord jasus bleedin chroist. we strive ter evaluate an' offer unique, quality products dat 'ill serve christian families well as they grow in grace. may de lord draw us closer ter 'imself as we seek ter nu 'imself more an' further 'is gospel in al' areas av our lives. dis is who we are, an' dis is 'oy we 'ope ter bless an' serve yer.

In Scottish.

Vision Forum exists to serve and equip the biblical family, providing products and encouragement to assist parents in leading their families in righteousness, and offering toys to inspire children in their play life as preparation for standing strong in the Lord Jesus Christ. We strive to evaluate and offer unique, quality products that will serve Christian families well as they grow in grace. May the Lord draw us closer to Himself as we seek to know Him more and further His Gospel in all areas of our lives. This is who we are, and this is how we hope to bless and serve you.

In Jolly Well Spoken

Visiohn forum exists to serve and equip the biblical family, providing products and encouragement to assist paaarents in leading their families in righteousness, and offering toys to inspire children in their pleay life as prepaaaratiohn for standing strong in the lord jesus christ. we strive to evaluate and offah unique, quality products that will serve christian families well as they groh in grace. meay the lord draw us closah to himself as we seek to knoh him more and furthah his gospel in all aaareas of our lives. this is whoh we aaare, and this is hoh we hope to bless and serve you, one's old bean,. Don't you know?

In Cockney

Vision forum exists ter serve and equip the bloomin' biblical family, providin' products and encouragement ter assist parents in leadin' their families in righteousness, and offerin' toys ter inspire children in their play Porridge Knife as preparation for standin' Pin' Pong in the bloody lord Cheese and Rice. we strive ter evaluate and offer unique, quality products that will serve christian families 'eaven and 'ell as they gra in grace. may the lord draw us closer ter 'imself as we seek ter kna 'im more and further 'is gospel in aw 'reas of our lives. this is 'oo we 're, and this is 'a we 'ope ter bless and serve ya.

No matter how you say it still sounds like a load of crap :lol:

[Loveday]

Oh, well said, old chap. But you forgot to throw an 'innit' into that Cockney example.

And Doug Phillips is a tool. :D

[Buzzard]

Next we'll need a translation from the original biblical language. Oh wait, thats english. Carry on!

[ndmomma]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?searc ... is+Shiznit

[OkToBeTakei]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.visionforum.com%2Fabout%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

:lol: We had a WHOLE thread on that. It was hilarious!

[SouthCarolinaGirl79]

That was so funny! Thanks OKTBT for sharing.

[Seal]

A little off-topic but about Vision Forum.... I'm sure someone has brought this up before, but I am appalled that in their "Toy" section they feature a set of six throwing knives, or a fire starter, or a knife, or an axe. And these do not appear to be make-believe versions of it. WTF. Fundies seem to claim to place high emphasis on making sure weapons are respected and not treated like toys, but companies like this are not setting such a great example.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Thats terrible, those are not toys. If you could buy knives and axes in an ordinary secular toy shop, I bet there would be outrage.

What exactly does a child need with weapons anyway. Do you really want your child using throwing knives on his brother and ending up in hospital because they were playing war, or starting a fire in the house?

Its Lauren's idea of a toy shop, where scissors make excellent toys for a toddler.

[EmiGirl]

Next we'll need a translation from the original biblical language. Oh wait, thats english. Carry on!

There's actually an old guy at my church who believes that.

[AnnieC 305]

Did you use a translator page for all of these? I mean other than Snoop's. And if so, can I get a link?