And the onion nails it again

[AnnieC 305]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/religi ... tmas,1425/

Probably in the wrong place, but it's true!

Happy-whatever-you-celebrate

[merrily]

"I hope she never comes back here again," Michelle continued. "I hope she gets run over by a bus and goes to Heaven. That way, she could spend the holidays with her best friend Jesus."

:lol: Isn't that the attitudes of most fundies here though?

[kiwimusume]

Any religious nut who made my branch of the family sing Good King Wenceslaus would be making a biiiiiiig mistake. Bring on the profane Love Actually references! :dance: Starting with "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING COAT?!!!!" as we get ready (despite the fact that Christmas is in summer where my family lives) and ending with this little jewel:

"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"

"Duh!"

Not to mention the fact that the "Jesus" in the nativity play is a stuffed toy Barney - a dinosaur!