Facebook Jesus (Jesus Daily)

[mockingbird]

I don't know why I followed him originally, but I think it just used to be an account that posted Bible verses. He has gotten very demanding lately. you know, I never really thought Jesus would such a huge fan of ALL CAPS RANTS. :twisted: I thought I would offer him up for your enjoyment/snark (not much content just random demands - I've just found him amusing lately). I haven't seen a thread on him since I started lurking so apologies if this is an old repeat.

https://www.facebook.com/JesusDaily

"IS IT TRUE THAT I AM YOUR SAVIOR???" If you are, maybe you should know that about yourself.

"I'M READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP. HAVE YOU OPENED YOUR HEART TO ME???" - Dude calm down. Maybe you're the problem because you keep posting these (passive?) aggressive statuses about us getting together. That's a little stalkerish... for example posting this: "WILL YOU ACCEPT MY LOVE???" didn't help your case. Neither did this: "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. DO YOU LOVE ME???"

"DO YOU TRUST GOD'S TIMING???" Does this have to do with your relationship thing again?

"JESUS, you are soooooo goooood to us!!! ♥" "If you are hurting today from a relationship or loss, JESUS is ready to comfort you and give you rest." Why are you talking about yourself in the third person...?

"TYPE 1 WORD TO DESCRIBE GOD!!!!!!!" How about no.

Oh and this: "I FORGIVE YOU TODAY. WILL YOU ACCEPT ME???" Are you forgiving me for not giving into your stalking? Because demanding I apologize for your behavior is a pretty big red flag for abuse FB Jesus... :naughty:

"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE DOES..." creep.

"LIKE if GOD IS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD FOREVER!!!" Apparently he is God's fangirl too.

[FearLyss]

Ok, this is absolutely amazing. I can't stop laughing!! :lol:

[crassy]

It frightens me how many likes and comments each of those posts gets.

[Hane]

Looks as if Jesus has stopped writing the content for his own Facebook page and asked some 12-year-old girl from an unaccredited Christian academy to do it for him. I notice this kind of writing style in the Facebook posts shared by the more conservative folks I know. It's as if they have no sense of subtlety, and that they're afraid they won't get their points across if they don't YELL.

[JMarie]

Jesus Daily is one of the commenters. Their page has a sprinkling of all caps, along with a mysterious absence of apostraphes.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Allowing- ... ref=stream

[VintageJen1984]

Yeah, I followed it back when it was just bible verses. now it just irritates me. Thanks for reminding me, I think I'm going to go unfollow.

[OkToBeTakei]

That x-ray pic really made me laugh :lol:

[slh12280]

Turns out one of my facebook friends likes this...hmm