47of74 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 From Louisiana, kcrg.com/content/news/412956073.html Quote According to police in Alexandria, Louisiana, officers responded to the report of a man stuck in the chimney of a business early Friday morning. Officers were soon able to locate the suspect. Police identify him as 41-year-old Matthew Mobley of Alexandria. This is Mobley's 77th booking into the Rapides Parish Detention Center. He's facing charges of attempted simple burglary and aggravated assault. APD officers said in a news release that they did not locate a sleigh or any presents on scene. I have family that lives in that part of Louisiana. And also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarblesMom Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 You always find the good stuff, @47of74!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrow1313 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Glad to see that Louisiana Man's chiming in. Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsafetydancer Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Santa's a bit late this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smittykins Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Anyone remember the Rescue 911 episode with the burglar who got trapped inside a chimney? The homeowners were asleep, and when the wife discovered him(upside down, with his face visible from the fireplace), she asked "Who are you?" "I'm Santa Claus, who else?" "Well, I don't see any presents, and I know I've been a good girl!" The kicker was that it was actually Christmastime, and the homeowners took pictures of the guy in the chimney and put them on their holiday cards. ETA: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flossie Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 On 2/7/2017 at 1:28 PM, 47of74 said: This is Mobley's 77th booking into the Rapides Parish Detention Center. He's facing charges of attempted simple burglary and aggravated assault. The guy's not a very good criminal, but points for effort, I guess. Really, 77 arrests at the age of 41? I can only assume there are underlying issues that prevent him from holding even a menial job, so he drifts through life, seeing an opportunity for a crime, then commits it without real planning. I wonder how much time he's spent in jail. Maybe he doesn't mind getting caught because then he has a place to stay for a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imrlgoddess Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 And we wonder why we get laughed at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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