**NSFW** Sorry women you have been replaced!

[syntex72]

Pornhub has really outdone itself this time. After inventing a wearable that lets you charge your gadgets by jerking off, the popular purveyor of freemium pornography is now offering an uncanny robot butt that twerks. It even comes with a virtual reality headset that offers “the first 3D cybersex experience.†Welcome to the future, pervs.

 

The descriptively named Twerking Butt does more than just jiggle. The Classic Version of this upside-down artificial ass features something called Cyberskin that heats up and vibrates as well as massages, in six different ways based on input from an included remote control or a corresponding mobile app. Then you’ve got the Deluxe Version which PornHub claims is capable of “endless twerking settings.â€

 

Both the Classic and Deluxe TwerkingButt include a VR headset for the aforementioned immersive cybersex experience. For the next week, Pornhub is offering the Classic and Deluxe versions for $500 and $800, respectively. (They’ll be $700 and $1,000 thereafter.) Both TwerkingButts also include a water jet for cleaning up after the fun.

 

 

NSFW..full sales details here

[halcionne]

I didn't understand why a porn business would sell a twerking butt, because I glossed over your comment that it offers heat and vibration. :doh: It's a fuckable twerking butt, for dense people like me. :lol:

The video was hilarious, thanks for linking. SMH at the whiteness of the butt and every actor in the video.

[catparty]

You're one step closer to your gynoid, Davecat.

The jagoff recharging is AWESOME, though. Make one for ladies, science- I'll overlook the OBVIOUS LACK OF JETPACKS WHICH WE WERE PROMISED.

[Nic]

I think women were replaced by the Real Doll. This replaces her.

So the evolution is women have a moist and squishy spot to park a penis, but they yammer on and on and take up space... let's get one that doesn't talk... this is cool but really, it's the squishy part we want, and a doll is so--- permanent-- and still takes up space. All we really need is the hole, and with technology she can be someone new every night. No need to clean the apartment, bc in VR, we can be fucking on the moon.

[Dru]

:lol:

[Sunshine1491]

You can charge a phone by jerking off??? SERIOUSLY???

:drama: :banana-angel: :fire-nanner: :banana-blonde: :banana-dance: :banana-dreads: UH...where would I acquire this marvelous new green technology? Asking for a friend.

[blessalessi]

I'm struggling to understand why it is hilarious that a male member is posting misogynistic shit on a board dedicated to snarking against misogyny.

If it weren't for syntex72's very strange posting yesterday on the discussion about changes to the forum structure, my trolldar probably wouldn't have pinged. But it has. Syntex72 is no feminist ally.

Arsehole.

[Sunshine1491]

I'm struggling to understand why it is hilarious that a male member is posting misogynistic shit on a board dedicated to snarking against misogyny.

If it weren't for syntex72's very strange posting yesterday on the discussion about changes to the forum structure, my trolldar probably wouldn't have pinged. But it has. Syntex72 is no feminist ally.

Arsehole.

For a second I thought you were talking about me! The original post is from a year ago, which I didn't notice or I wouldn't have added my own comment about the new apple fapfap charger.

[blessalessi]

Edit: The OP seems to be only a month old

My point stands, and I reported the OP anyway.

[Sunshine1491]

Edit: The OP seems to be only a month old

My point stands, and I reported the OP anyway.

My bad. I was looking at when they joined FJ.