Church signs that make you scratch your head (Buzzfeed)

[CanadianHippie]

You can't use the google search address the post the picture, you need to either use a photo hosting site or use the websites links. Also two of them appear to be the same so I only posted the image once.

[SpeakNow]

[Loveday]

Oh, dear, that first one... Well, all of them, really. :lol:

[BlondeAgent007]

[geniebelle6901]

LOL...Way too funny!! Except for the one about the Black family. There was actually a family with the last name Black that I personally know whose father had died, but their church actually had his first and last name listed on the sign. But I can see how this sign is funny.

[Cran]

That Lutheran one with missionary position might be intentional, as a joke.

The rest: :lol:

[BlondeAgent007]

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/image ... I7Fn-GoDsk

[BlondeAgent007]

[DarkAnts]

Not a church sign but still unfortunite. I saw this sign at a grocery store

Pen is broken

Use finger

The space between pen and is was not quite large enough and I could not help but giggle when I saw it.

[pixydust]

There is one near my SIL's house that I keep on trying to get a picture of, it says "The Hope Diamond of the Bible: John 3:16". Um, what? Do they not know that the Hope diamond is supposed to be cursed!?!?!

[Didi]

this one is supposed to be funny, but it still made me laugh outloud -

oh... :oops: ....never mind the guy who posted it said it was a hoax that he photoshopped it... it WOULD have been super funny ;)

[allyisyourpally5]

Not a sign, but these church bulletin bloopers are pretty funny, I don't know if they have been posted here before:

http://www.angelfire.com/tx4/BulletinBloopers/

[gilora]

Lisa still loves Dick

Insert Beavis and Butthead laughter :-)

[Visionoyahweh]

[MonkeyMomma]

I didn't manage to snap a picture of it, since I was driving with a crying baby, but as I passed through a small Illinois town coming home from my mom's, I spotted: "God adds and multiplies, Satin subtracts and divides."

[Hane]

I see lots of these, but many are clever fakes made with tools like this one: http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

[AuntCloud]

The good people who do the copy for these signs... need to get out more.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/church ... -head-6ygq

[HarryPotterFan]

If man evolved from moneys why are there still monkeys?

Because monkeys are smarter then some men.

[doggie]

because we need monkeys to write the religious books.

[Swamptribe]

Because monkeys are smarter then some men.

Yeah, that one was local to me. Sigh. Did cause a laugh riot in the community though.

[Miggy]

Tge sign at one of my local churches says;

Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you.

Ok, I get that it is suppose to be funny. I just wonder how many people look at it and thought "The people there have a really bad sense of humour" and how many others went "Ok, I won't read it then. Don't want to be scared."

[treehugger]

:lol: okay, I hope my mind wasn't the that went to the wrong place while reading that! Some of those signs sound downright dirty!

[StacyW]

What's wrong with the Blessing of Pets? I think they deserved to be blessed.

[lilith]

The church across the road from my kids school does a good line in "hip and modern" signs that often make me wonder wtf they are thinking.

Some recent examples:

[Miggy]

So ... we are encouraging people to smoke because it won't do any long term damage, as long as you understand that by long term we mean after it has killed you?