Trump 34: Leading the Alternate Reality

[Destiny]

Continued from here:

https://www.freejinger.org/topic/31239-trump-33-making-norman-bates-look-like-a-choir-boy/?page=22

Today in news of the obvious: The Orange Menace knew all about the collusion with Russia. Any other president this would sink for ever, but I'm starting to think NOTHING will mitigate the Orange Menace's menace. 

Anyway, onward, and remember: THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY!

 

 

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They said Sam Nunberg was crazy and here we are 

 

 

Can you find what's wrong in this picture? 

 

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Trump will start a war just to distract from scandals 

 

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Here's the full Rudy with Chris Cuomo.

He's honestly out there telling people that you should trust Trump over Cohen because Cohen has told so many lies.

Man not smart.

 

Rudy: Everybody knows Michael Cohen has been a terrible liar all his life.

Also Rudy: Trump had no idea that Michael Cohen couldn't be trusted until a few days ago.

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Further on the video with Rudy, Cuomo correctly points out that the statements that the WH made about Trump knowing nothing about the McDougal transaction were false and Rudy twists it into an argument about whether Trump had one or several conversations with Cohen and whether Cohen told him two hours before the tape.

 

That's not the point. The point is he knew when they made the false statements that he didn't know

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Also note how long it takes him to type a tweet.

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ET wants to go home 

 

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[Botkinetti]

If trump was a normal human I would assume he was scared shitless about getting out of this mess without going to jail. I think he is afraid at times but then his brain skitters off to another topic and he decides that bluster will save him from any consequences. I think the very idea that Cohen would sing like a canary has shocked him and he is putting all of his hopes on Giuliani. Giuliani sounds as increasingly incoherent as trump lately and acts as if he can twist the law however he wants .

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It feels like this happened ten years ago to me:

 

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War with Iran would be a cool way to distract from Mueller and porn models.

 

[fraurosena]

Can't have any awkward questions you don't want to answer!

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[Cartmann99]

Traitor Don is having another white grievance rally:

 

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AC tracks the changing stories

 

[Botkinetti]

I think at this point reporters should only be noting when he trump says something truthful. For example

President trump made 17 statements today. Only the first part of number 14 is correct and factual. He is wrong about everything else.

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This is supposed to be satire, but in reality it's our collective wet dream...

Trump Family Flees to Moscow

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bringing a tumultuous chapter of American history to an abrupt conclusion, Donald J. Trump and three of his adult children fled to Moscow in the early hours of Friday morning.

Accompanied by Ivanka, Eric, and Don, Jr., Trump boarded a specially chartered Aeroflot plane to take him to his new home in Moscow, a nondescript apartment building that also houses the former N.S.A. employee Edward Snowden.

Trump reportedly was in a tremendous hurry to catch the plane and left behind only a one-sentence note, reading, “THERE WAS NO COLUSION [sic].”

At the White House, Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed that the Trump family had fled to Moscow, telling reporters, “The Trump family has not fled to Moscow.”

The arrangements for the Trumps’ exit were finalized last week in the one-on-one conversation between Trump and Vladimir Putin, in Helsinki, a translator who was present during the conversation has confirmed.

According to the translator, Trump told Putin, “We’ll move to Moscow as soon as Ivanka winds down her crappy company.”

Those who witnessed Trump’s departure indicated that his wife, Melania, did not board the Aeroflot plane with him, but saw him off at the airport with a cordial “Be best.”