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TCL should have a new show Top Fundie Chef, since all of them think that their food is so great. OH PLEASE. That burrito reciepe is just plain gross. Putting beans in a blender, that is not how you make refired beans.

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They could devote an entire show to tater tot casserole in all its variations.

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Heh! Yeah! WIll they use crushed chips or bacon? Hold a leaf of parsley in a pair of tweezers and wave it over the casserole troughs (as opposed to casserole dishes)

Maybe Jim Bob will get craaaaaazy and allow them to use neopolitan ice cream bars in the sandwich recipe.... but maybe not. You know, all those colors laying side by side in a sandwich will make him think of interracial couples. Or the Pride flag. Or something.

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HA, this thread reminded me of "The Blind Fryer"- blindfryerdotwordpressdotcom

She's part of a largeish "Torah Observant" or "Messianic" or fake-Jew family- her sister is Morgan or Torah Girl from TorahGirldotwordpressdotcom. She is learning to cook because, duh, she'll be a SAHM after her stint as a SAHD; her stuff looks pretty delish! Not the typical fundie family, but still fundie enough.

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If Top Fundie Chef ever came to fruition, then it would probably have Aarti's scary Unabomber-like husband. Aye Carumba!

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Heh! Yeah! WIll they use crushed chips or bacon? Hold a leaf of parsley in a pair of tweezers and wave it over the casserole troughs (as opposed to casserole dishes)

Maybe Jim Bob will get craaaaaazy and allow them to use neopolitan ice cream bars in the sandwich recipe.... but maybe not. You know, all those colors laying side by side in a sandwich will make him think of interracial couples. Or the Pride flag. Or something.

I think you've uncovered their secret. They can't allow any color in their food or the kids might think of a rainbow and we know where that leads. Although I guess you could still make a rainbow out of beige, brown, and white, but at least it would be a boring rainbow that would probably stay in the closet.

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