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Michele Bachmann rants about "spanking" Obama


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ohh yeahhhh, you know she

needed to give the president a "spanking" 
and sure she wants
to stop him from using his "magic wand" 
on any other pussy than hers. Heyyy bachbaby. Is that king sized milk chocolate magic wand, and it IS magic, making you wetttttttt? I think a certain crazy lady wants to be spanked HARD with his magic wand. **

**spoken in the voice of the Old Spice guy with soft porn misic playing in the background.

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This is why it's so important to be aware of your own sexual maps. Otherwise you end up flapping them around in public without even knowing it.

I'm sure there is a very nice man out there who will happily arrange precisely the scenario Ms. Bachmann has in mind, for a reasonable fee.

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I like that the article clarified that there was no actual magic wand.

It's hard to believe someone can be so clueless as to how she sounds, though I guess it's working for her to an extent.

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Michele Bachmann is a nucking fut. That is all.

Which says something (I'm not sure what) about the people who kept re-electing her. Minnesotans used to have the reputation for being well-educated, moderate to left-leaning people. What happened?

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:nanner-sex: :teasing-whipblue:

He has a perpetual magic wand and nobody's given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand.
Obama's perpetual magic wand that needs to be taken out of his hand. Glad Michelle Bachmann is keeping her mind pure. :wanker:
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Glad I'm not the only one that thought this sounded kinky...otherwise, I was thinking I was going nuts and seeing things too dirty.

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Could she tip her hand any further about what goes on in the Bachmann household after dark?

"Marcus, if I catch you one more time looking up "magic wands" on Google images, next time I won't be using my hand...."

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So, um...she had no idea how that sounded? None at all? Damn, she's dumber than I thought.

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Michele Bachmann is a nucking fut. That is all.

The world might be ending because this is the only time I'm ever going to agree nutso-Michele. I wouldn't mind spanking the Big O myself and checking out his magic wand. He's pretty damn hot for a head of state.

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Yes, please.

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And this is the problem with marrying and staying married to a closeted gay man. You end up so sexually frustrated you can't help telling the Entire. Freaking. World. about it.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, that's hilarious! My mind went straight to the gutter while I was reading the article. How on earth does she not have a clue what that sounded like? "Magic Wand"???? "Spankings" ????

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The world might be ending because this is the only time I'm ever going to agree nutso-Michele. I wouldn't mind spanking the Big O myself and checking out his magic wand. He's pretty damn hot for a head of state.

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Yes, please.

You used the wrong picture. I'm sure there is one of him shirtless on the beach.

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The world might be ending because this is the only time I'm ever going to agree nutso-Michele. I wouldn't mind spanking the Big O myself and checking out his magic wand. He's pretty damn hot for a head of state.

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Yes, please.

President Obama is the first hot president in my life time. Then again he's the first president in my life time not old enough to be my father or grandfather.

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President Obama is the first hot president in my life time. Then again he's the first president in my life time not old enough to be my father or grandfather.

My friend and I have an agreement about Mr. President. On the off chance that he ever wants to have sex with one of us, we won't do it, because we respect Michelle too much. But if the two of them want a threesome? No question.

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