Jesus knick knacks

[47of74]

Just had this pop up in my timehop of something I came across I believe at a bookstore (I believe Books-a-Million).

Something to get for the fundie who has everything.  I wonder how many fundies have one of those at home.

 

[Ozlsn]

What in the name of all that is holy is that? 

I really have to go and see if anyone's blogging about kitsch nativity scenes this year.

[Palimpsest]

On 11/15/2018 at 8:28 PM, 47of74 said:

Something to get for the fundie who has everything.  I wonder how many fundies have one of those at home.

I hope none, because we all know that there was only one Jesus.

But if we are going to do Christian kitsch, my personal favorite.

Light switch cover of Jebus as pedophile: 

[tadpole]

I secretly want this clock so I can say, "Jesus, would you look at the time!"

 

[Themanda Duggar]

Isn’t there a song with the line

-I don’t care if it rains or freezes, 

as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus-

There used to be a band around here called dashboard Mary.

[mango_fandango]

This isn’t mine, it’s from something someone shared to the wtf fundie families tumblr. 

 

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It makes me laugh like a 12 year old boy EVERY time. 

[Hane]

14 hours ago, Themanda Duggar said:

Isn’t there a song with the line

-I don’t care if it rains or freezes, 

as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus-

There used to be a band around here called dashboard Mary.

Ask, and ye shall be given; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

Plastic Jesus lyrics

One of the late Ex-Mr.-Hane-#1’s favorite songs. I still have his Gold Coast Singers album with it around here someplace.

”Plastic Jesus comforts me—

Because his head comes off, you see;

He’s hollow and I use him for a flask.”

[Themanda Duggar]

1 hour ago, Hane said:

Ask, and ye shall be given; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

Plastic Jesus lyrics

 

Thank you!

[pook]

Muppet Jesus

 

[pook]

Start your morning off right with Jesus.  Now with purple marshmellow crosses.

 

 

[mango_fandango]

CHRISTICLES!!

DEAD.

[pook]

Finger Jesus!

[mango_fandango]

Oh the weird stuff you find online when you’re bored...

Who knew God carried an AK-47??

DAT CODPIECE THO

[mango_fandango]

I just googled “jesus toys”. 

I was not disappointed.

“NINJA MESSIAH THROWING NAILS DEATH KILLER CROSS PUMP ACTION OVER UNDER SHOTGUN” LOLWUT

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Freedom Fighter Christ. Cuz Jesus would totally use weapons 

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ASTRONAUT JESUS YO

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The Devil’s Ultimate Disguise

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Bonus! 

The vision of the burning bush would haunt poor Moses forever. 

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[PopRox]

No lie, I totally used to have a plastic dashboard Jesus was was mounted to a spring. When you drive, it looks like he's dancing!

[Four is Enough]

On 11/19/2018 at 8:47 PM, Themanda Duggar said:

Isn’t there a song with the line

-I don’t care if it rains or freezes, 

as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus-

There used to be a band around here called dashboard Mary.

I don't care if it rains or freezes

s'long's I got my plastic Jesus

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car...

I don't care if it's cold or scary

s'long's I got magnetic Mary

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car...slightly different version here..

 

[47of74]

While we're talking Jesus action figures...

If He can turn water in to wine my mom would wear him out right away....

[Lillymuffin]

On 11/19/2018 at 10:59 PM, mango_fandango said:

This isn’t mine, it’s from something someone shared to the wtf fundie families tumblr. 

 

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It makes me laugh like a 12 year old boy EVERY time. 

Seen on the dash of a van at (where else?) Chick-fil-a. (I didn’t check to see if the Bible was KJV. It was strictly shoot pic and dash.) 

Spoiler

 

[Black Aliss]

On 11/15/2018 at 5:28 PM, 47of74 said:

Just had this pop up in my timehop of something I came across I believe at a bookstore (I believe Books-a-Million).

Something to get for the fundie who has everything.  I wonder how many fundies have one of those at home.

 

I can only think of two things those might be--bottle stoppers or butt plugs.

[47of74]

2 hours ago, Black Aliss said:

I can only think of two things those might be--bottle stoppers or butt plugs.

Now that you mention it...