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I looked and didn't see much on this new hate group. I just learned of them. What a bunch of tools. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proud_Boys

My fav part:

"The Proud Boys say they have an initiation process that has four stages and includes hazing. The first stage is a loyalty oath, the second is getting punched until the person recites pop culture trivia, the third is getting a tattoo and agreeing to not masturbate, and the fourth is getting into a major fight "for the cause."

Of course, part of MAGA is wanting women to be housewives and is 1 of their 10 ways to MAGA. 

IG tag hunting is a way to ck them out and the 5 girls that support this all male group. Yes, there is a Proud Boy Girl's group.  The 3 minority members that they love to tout are not really worth discussing, imo. There's always a misguided few.

White MRA type men are really threatened huh? They'll follow anyone. Even a dude that says no whacking off and part of initiation is getting punched until they come up with 5 cereal names. I would think that would be pretty fast but with these morons,  probably not.  

 

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Oh, lord. I came to learn about these schmucks because there was an incident in my neighborhood involving them. The housewife thing seems pretty rich, given that I doubt one of these goofballs could pull in enough money to support a wife and family, in the off event that one of these jackasses actually persuaded a human woman to voluntarily hitch her star to his wagon. Anywho, when I fell down a major rabbit hole researching them, I came across this video, which is basically a "worst hits" montage of the founder's youtube show. It has every racial, ethnic, and sexual orientation slur you can imagine, as well as this dude with a butt plug in his ass to "protest the gays." Yeah, sticking a butt plug up your ass is really going to show them. So NSFW.

 

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It really is rich, the female part. Um, I don't respect a man who would follow anyone like this.  Who listens to some angry man when telling them no masturbating?  What the what?  And, yes, agree. These losers can't support or cherish a family. I guess that's why they are into whatever this is. 

While lurking on IG, I see some loving pot. Guess what assholes?!  Nope.  Can't have that, wasn't legal or acceptable when America was " great". 

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Shit, they have a presence in my country. 

What cunts they sound.

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These assholes... they certainly are making a name for themselves. I first heard of them a couple years ago. Dreadful to see that they’re spreading, but I suppose all kinds of cockroaches and other vermin feel more comfortable now that the White House has its own proud resident racists (again. Since this is the US and we love to repeat but not learn from history).

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Sadly, I first heard of them from a Filipino friend whose cousin had gotten involved with them. He was really into it, and a supporter of Duerte. Didn’t seem to matter that he wasn’t white, he was still into this hateful group of evil dumbfucks. 

 

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It seems obvious to me that they tolerate and sort of encourage diversity ( except 1/2 the fucking population, no thanks but still...omg how dumb) so they can claim it. They do not mean it and they want to grow and be seen as the most right group of it's kind. I went down a big ol rabbit hole today.  It included someone I met at a wedding because when lurking on FB. Ew. They are also a member of a 1%er MC. You know, the kind that never accepts black members.  Meatheads. 

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Earlier this month there was a terrible incident in Manhattan when Gavin McInnes came to speak in Manhattan and Antifa protested the event. I consider myself fairly desensitized given my profession, but watching footage of what happened made my blood run cold. Most days I can't believe that these are the times we're living in. These videos contain strong language and graphic violence, so just be aware of that. 

 

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@ViolaSebastian  I watched those during rabbit hole time.  I have an idea. Let all these fools go on and fight each other.  Police stand down and just barricade and all us sane people stay away. Let nature take its course.  Pisses me off because these assholes claim to respect the police but they put them in harms way with their actions. Draining their resources, using our tax dollars and so not making America better.  Selfish losers. 

I bet the no jerking off bit is to make them more pissed off.  

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11 hours ago, AmericanRose said:

…. and their name is ridiculous. Proud Boys? Their founder is nearly 50!

Get this--they're named after a song in Disney's Aladdin. I know, I know...

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Yeah another reich wing rally fizzled out

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The right-wing Proud Boys organization suffered further humiliation after poor turnout for a Saturday rally in Philadelphia when taxis and Uber drivers refused to transport them.

Only 25 conservatives attended their event, while several hundred counter-protested, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

 

 

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So King Douche Canoe (Gavin McInnes) stepped down as leader of the Proud Boys. (He says he was never the "leader" but whatever, dude). Quite a few theories out there as to why, exactly, he did this. He says that the members who are being charged with assault at the aforementioned rally will get a lesser sentence if it doesn't look like they're involved a gang. Also, his wife is a liberal, so she may have finally put her foot down. He is apparently in the U.S. on a green card, so clearly being the leader of a hate group might put that in jeopardy. 

 

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@ViolaSebastian, I think this might be why he left!  :pb_lol:

New Proud Boy Rules: Less Fighting, Less Wanking

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The new leaders of the far-right Proud Boys “fraternity” are scrambling to improve the group’s image after founder Gavin McInnes claimed he was quitting last week, introducing new rules that downplay the group’s penchant for violence and prepare the group for the potential of future law enforcement action.

But not everyone in the Proud Boys is on board with the rules. One prominent member from the group’s militant wing who wants to take the group in a more racist direction claims he’s really the one in charge—and that he won’t let “a few losers who think they own the Proud Boys” take over.

Vice magazine co-founder McInnes launched the Proud Boys in 2016, claiming that the group would be a contemporary version of men’s clubs like the Elks, but devoted to “the West.” Like other men’s clubs, the Proud Boys came with a complicated, bizarre hierarchy that required members to submit to a number of rules, including a “beat-in” hazing ritual where members have to call out the names of cereal brands while they’re punched.

But the Proud Boys quickly attracted more controversy than an ordinary drinking group, especially after members began fighting with left-wing anti-fascist activists at pro-Trump rallies. McInnes insisted his group wasn’t racist, but Proud Boys kept appearing with racist figures or using the group as a gateway to white supremacist activism.

In October, the fringe group came under public scrutiny after a brawl between Proud Boys and anti-fascist activists in New York City resulted in riot and assault charges against several Proud Boys. In November, it got worse after police documents described the Proud Boys as an “extremist group with ties to white nationalism.”

McInnes attempted to disassociate himself from the group in a lengthy video published last Wednesday, just days after those police documents were revealed. McInnes claimed he was leaving the Proud Boys in an effort to help the legal cases of  members facing criminal assault and riot charges in New York City.

Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, who has attended Proud Boys events, followed McInnes’ lead and quickly distanced himself from the group as well.  

While McInnes insisted in his video that he was no longer the Proud Boys leader, his purported exit last week created a leadership vacuum which played out this week.  

On the official Proud Boys site, an anonymous group calling themselves “The Elders” claimed that they were now the leaders and would be represented by Jason Lee Van Dyke, the Proud Boys’ attorney.

On Sunday, the Proud Boys voted on a new set of rules that Van Dyke claims will get them away from their reputation for violence.

“This organization was not founded for the purpose of going to rallies and beating people up,” Van Dyke said.

Van Dyke is an unlikely face for the Proud Boys’ new attempt at mainstream respectability. In September, Van Dyke was arrested and charged with filing a false police report over some stolen guns. In 2014, he posted a threatening tweetwith a racial slur and a noose. And, while he was a student at Michigan State University, police found copies of anti-Semitic and racist tracts in Van Dyke’s dorm room.

But now Van Dyke and his allies in the Proud Boys are pushing rules that will separate the group from white supremacists—or at least will do so on paper. The new bylaws include bans on white supremacist or alt-right members, and prohibitions on racial discrimination in membership.  

The bylaws approved by the Proud Boys also appear to nod at the new law enforcement attention on the group. The national Proud Boys organization won’t keep membership lists, and local chapters are required to tell the national group if their own membership lists are subpoenaed. Proud Boys are now allowed to voluntarily freeze their memberships, according to the rules, if it will help them in a criminal case.

The new rules also try to officially downplay past Proud Boys rules that encouraged violence against left-wing activists.

McInnes had reserved the Proud Boys’ highest level, the “fourth degree,” for Proud Boys who were in a fight for the group. But Van Dyke told The Daily Beast the “highly controversial” degree will be changing to a merely “honorary” title.

Even the Proud Boys’ initiation ritual, in which members are beaten until they can name five cereals, has been codified in the post-McInnes era—no punches to the head allowed.

Van Dyke also tried to distance the Proud Boys from Patriot Prayer, the far-right Pacific Northwest group that regularly holds rallies in Portland in an attempt to bait antifa activists into fights. Proud Boys have featured prominently at fights around Patriot Prayer rallies in the past, with viral videos of Proud Boys punching out their political opponents going viral on the right.

“We’re not the personal army for Patriot Prayer, or anyone else, for that matter,” Van Dyke said.

The Proud Boys rules also include new restrictions on members’ behavior. Proud Boys are banned from using opioids or crystal meth—although notably not cocaine, a drug McInnes has often extolled. Also now banned: wearing flip flops, fedoras, or cargo shorts to a Proud Boys meet-up.

In the past, “third degree” Proud Boys were prohibited from masturbating more than once a month. But the new rules, under a section in the bylaws dubbed “No Wanks,” extends that prohibition to all Proud Boys.

“No heterosexual brother of the Fraternity shall masturbate more than one time in any calendar month,” the new rule reads, adding later, “All members shall abstain from pornography.”

But not everyone is on board with the new Proud Boy “elders.”

Augustus Invictus, an alt-right figure and self-described pagan who spoke at the 2017 white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, claimed in a video that he was the new top Proud Boy. Invictus was a member of the Proud Boys through its now mostly defunct militant wing, the Fraternal Order of Alt Knights.

Invictus, who said in the video that his toddler son was now the Proud Boys’ chief of staff and slammed “a few losers who think they own the Proud Boys,” said he would lift the Proud Boys’ rules against associating with explicitly racist figures like white nationalist leader Richard Spencer.

“The days of Proud Boy cuckery are over,” Invictus said.

Invictus didn’t respond to a request for comment. Van Dyke insists that Invictus is no longer a Proud Boy, if he ever was.

With McInnes gone, the Proud Boys have lost their most prominent figure. But Van Dyke claims the club can outlast its founder’s exit.

“I don’t think a whole lot of members—with respect to Gavin—were there just for Gavin,” Van Dyke said.

So, no wanking, no opoids , no crystal meth, no fedoras, or cargo shorts... and certainly no flip-flops allowed.

Guess that rules out the Duggars then.

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So, at the risk of devolving this thread, who is going to enforce and monitor the "no wanting more than once a month (or at all) rule?"

One of the most memorable Roseanne episodes was when DJ started spending more and more time in the bathroom and Roseanne told Dan he needed to talk to DJ. Dan's talk went something like this, "Everyone does it, but no one talks about it."

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On 11/25/2018 at 9:13 PM, ViolaSebastian said:

Also, his wife is a liberal, so she may have finally put her foot down

I understand that politics isn't important to some people, but there's no way in hell I'd be in a romantic relationship with a man like McInnes. :disgust: 

1 hour ago, Audrey2 said:

So, at the risk of devolving this thread, who is going to enforce and monitor the "no wanting more than once a month (or at all) rule?"

Unless the members submit to 24/7 surveillance , I don't see how they can control their members in this fashion. Also, if the guys have erotic dreams, is that a violation? 

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Sorry, too late to fix...my phone corrected wanking as wanting.

1 hour ago, Cartmann99 said:

Unless the members submit to 24/7 surveillance , I don't see how they can control their members in this fashion. Also, if the guys have erotic dreams, is that a violation? 

I guess only if they touch themselves to relieve pressure during the dream. If an emission is natural, I guess it  is okay. 

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On 11/27/2018 at 7:48 AM, fraurosena said:

@ViolaSebastian, I think this might be why he left!  :pb_lol:

New Proud Boy Rules: Less Fighting, Less Wanking

So, no wanking, no opoids , no crystal meth, no fedoras, or cargo shorts... and certainly no flip-flops allowed.

 

Well, that's no fun!

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"Right-wing provocateur and founder of the Proud Boys group Gavin McInnes has had his visa application blocked by the Home Affairs Department, failing the character test to enter Australia." From the ABC News website today.

So, I'm glad our pollies can do something other than grant visas to their buddies, although I suspect that some probably agree with his views......

 

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8 hours ago, fraurosena said:

Well that was short.

One fewer douches in the canoe.

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Can't we deport him? He's Canadian right?  Sorry Canada. You do not deserve him back. 

I cannot copy my link to save my life but ex-chief douche canoe was denied entry to Australia.  Good job looking out Aussie friends!

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