Weird Album Covers: Non-Christian Edition

[mango_fandango]

Since we've had a thread about bad Christian album covers, I thought we could do a non-religious one.

Let's start off with a classic of the genre... any takers?

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Hubba hubba.

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Dat hair tho.

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*sniggers*

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More Kincade!!

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The translation of this is "Dear Mother/A bunch of flowers that never wilts/A present for the whole year". Sorry mother, your son's a serial killer.

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Look closely... it's not a puppet.

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What on Earth has the doll done??

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Sure you do.

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WTF was Hitchcock thinking?

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And of course, this is what pops up if you google *bad* album covers...

 

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[pamplemousse]

Ooh! I'll play!

This album really stinks.

Talk about a double entendre.

[PennySycamore]

Señor Wences was a frequent guest on the Ed Sullivan Show, but maybe not as frequent as Topo Gigio.

 

Topo's family was not usually on the Sullivan show with him and Ed always gave him a little kiss at the end of the sketch.

[mango_fandango]

At least Kincade appears to be wearing a relatively normal outfit on the first album cover. The second outfit, though... wtf. 

 

[mango_fandango]

Watch out! We got a badass over here!!

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I have no idea what’s going on here. 

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This hair is Gwen Shamblin-esque.

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[pamplemousse]

Creeptastic in more ways than one.

Dude, you're doing it wrong.

How did I celebrate my 16th birthday? Not like this girl did, that's for sure.

 

 

[mango_fandango]

*runs away screaming*

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[Four is Enough]

Oh, these are just too horrible to contemplate!

And we've listened to Smoke, Smoke, Smoke MANY times at my house.