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The Guy Who Played Barney the Dinosaur Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/zmzgbw/the-guy-who-played-barney-the-dinosaur-now-runs-a-tantric-sex-business

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A full session with tantra massage specialist and spiritual healer David Joyner lasts three to four hours and costs $350. For that price, female clients—the only kind he accepts—can expect to receive a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and a massage. Also on the menu: cosmic, mind-blowing orgasms.

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“The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love,” he explains. “Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love. Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”

“When you go down on a woman (orally), it should be just like you’re saying grace, like blessing the food you’re about to receive." — David Joyner

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For clients, this "higher and more blissful state of awareness" is often best achieved through penetrative, ideally unprotected sex, according to Joyner. Condoms "block the energy,” he says, and he prefers not to use them. Joyner provides his STD test results to prospective clients, who are asked to disclose any STDs in a signed consent form prior to their first session. These methods, according to other tantra coaches, are highly unorthodox.

 

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He continued deeper into his studies, and shared his love of tantra openly until he was asked to put a lid on it upon being cast as Barney in '91.

That answers my question - he was Barney when I was a kid

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I'm deeply torn. 
Should I go get a session or get my mom a session? She will never stop bringing up how awful it was to have to listen to Barney when I was a tot and how amazing she was that she allowed me to watch anyway.

What do you think would irritate her more? I'm leaning towards me because I don't want to fund her $350 orgasm :tw_joy:
God I can't stop giggling at this. Thank you @HarryPotterFan for this delightful news

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Two plus Two is four!  Two plus Two is four!

 

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Bwahahaha!  Oh dear.

"So, guess what I did this weekend?"  What?  "I had unprotected tantric sex and a mind blowing orgasm from Barney the dinosaur! For $350."  

Barney is a perv!  Not for the tantric sex, the no condom angle he's got going.   I don't believe you Barney.  Lmao!!!!

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I don't know where to go with this one, my head is about to explode because there are so many comments I'd like to make! :)

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