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The jokes almost write themselves.

http://nypost.com/2017/06/17/sperminator-has-sired-dozens-of-kids-and-there-could-be-more-coming/

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A year after The Post revealed that CUNY math professor Ari Nagel had fathered 23 kids — some conceived the old-fashioned way, others involving sperm handoffs at public spots such as the Atlantic Center Target in downtown Brooklyn — he’s back. Nagel, 41, has donated his supersperm to even more women, resulting in four kids born since last Father’s Day. And eight other ladies, from Florida to Maryland to the Bronx, are currently pregnant because of him.

As The Post reported last year, the Sperminator often uses public restrooms — Target, Starbucks — for procuring samples: “Once a location is chosen, Nagel will go into the bathroom, pleasure himself while watching porn on his iPhone . . . and ejaculate into an Instead Softcup, a type of menstrual cup. He then delivers the specimen to the woman, who goes into the ladies’ restroom and inserts it into her cervix.”

Awaiting the reich wing "Christian" freak out over The Sperminator using the Target bathrooms....

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OK this is just weird and ick, ick, ick!  

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From NY Post article: He joked that he’d like to pass the baton one day to his now-13-year-old son. “He’ll take over,” said Nagel, who has already talked to the boy about it, adding that he’ll need his own nickname: “ ‘You can be the Ejaculator, not the Sperminator,’ ” he told his son.

But this is interesting, plus the fact that he has a non-sexual relationship with his wife.  Wonder if she's Orthodox?  Wonder if he has a regular sex life with a human?

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Nagel admits that this is all a long way from his early life, when he was a “sheltered” kid from an insular Orthodox community in Rockland County.

Can't imagine what his academic colleagues at CUNY think about it, but eccentricity is sheltered and buffered by tenure.  Wouldn't invite him to a party, though, due to the possibility that he'd be jacking off somewhere close by. 

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I've been looking for a place to discuss this.  CrAzY!!  Not to mention most of the kids are in the same area.  They need to make sure that they don't date each other in 15 yrs. 

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14 minutes ago, Howl said:

OK this is just weird and ick, ick, ick!  

But this is interesting, plus the fact that he has a non-sexual relationship with his wife.  Wonder if she's Orthodox?  Wonder if he has a regular sex life with a human?

Can't imagine what his academic colleagues at CUNY think about it, but eccentricity is sheltered and buffered by tenure.  Wouldn't invite him to a party, though, due to the possibility that he'd be jacking off somewhere close by. 

According to this article The Sperminator has gotten women pregnant the old fashioned way.

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Sperm banks have a policy where you have a max number of deposits so your children don't marry each other.

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All I can say is that I think it's good that he is a part of their lives and seems to be supportive. He attends birthday parties and holidays and keeps in touch. 

13 minutes ago, SPHASH said:

Sperm banks have a policy where you have a max number of deposits so your children don't marry each other.

Reputable sperm banks. There have definitely been some cases of over used sperm donors. 

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14 minutes ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

All I can say is that I think it's good that he is a part of their lives and seems to be supportive. He attends birthday parties and holidays and keeps in touch. 

Reputable sperm banks. There have definitely been some cases of over used sperm donors. 

I remember there being a story a few years back about a sperm donor who was bypassing the sperm banks and dealing with the women directly, and that he would post the videos of him providing the material on PornHub.  He would then send the cup with the sample to the woman.

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Just with reading this thread & also w/learning of said activities by anyone with the name "_______inator" attached, I need to take a bleach bath immediately.

:brainbleach: :brainbleach::brainbleach::brainbleach::brainbleach:

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Idiots.  Those men and the women.  They have the right to be stupid, and I have the right to say so.  Ari is a sick fuckface for even talking about "passing the baton" of this to his 13-year-old son.  What the fuck is he thinking to even jokingly plan his son's sexual life?  GROSS.

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How the Hell does this even start? A man (who married a woman with whom he has no romantic relationship) suddenly gets a mass influx of demand for his sperm?  What makes it so super? Does it glow in the dark? (That might just happen from spending too much time in New Jersey.) What about child support? Do these women sign contracts? 

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On 6/27/2017 at 11:38 AM, Howl said:

OK this is just weird and ick, ick, ick!  

But this is interesting, plus the fact that he has a non-sexual relationship with his wife.  Wonder if she's Orthodox?  Wonder if he has a regular sex life with a human?

Can't imagine what his academic colleagues at CUNY think about it, but eccentricity is sheltered and buffered by tenure.  Wouldn't invite him to a party, though, due to the possibility that he'd be jacking off somewhere close by. 

Quite frankly it doesn't surprise me all that much that he came from an insular Orthodox community. Just like any extremist group they have their sexual oddballs, and unfortunately I met a lot of Orthodox and Hasidic men during my college years who were "kosher from the waist up". They figured I was safe meat because I wasn't Jewish, merely contemplating conversion. Thankfully I kept my bearings most of the time but still I heard and experienced a lot of craziness from these guys. 

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I thought of Barney Gumble.  

 

 

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This is insane, why haven't I heard about this until now?

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2 hours ago, polecat said:

His wife is apparently not amused.

Hmm...if she was to divorce him and sue for child support, would her needs take precedence over the others?  If it was me, I believe I'd unmarry him in an instant.  I'm wondering why she hasn't (yet).

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From the article about his wife: 

 

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He has successfully been sued for child support five times and told the Post that half of his paycheck is garnished for child support. He told the newspaper that the women all promise in advance that they won’t sue.

I think I'm missing something here. 

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6 hours ago, Howl said:

From the article about his wife: 

 

I think I'm missing something here. 

I think if those promises were, shall we say, oral, than he wouldn't have much of a leg to stand on. 

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8 hours ago, Howl said:

I think I'm missing something here. 

Promising they won't get pregnant wouldn't fit the occasion.  I agree, it's strange.

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