Jump to content
IGNORED

5 Christian Right Delusions About History


Ralar

Recommended Posts

LOL, the one which I heard was that Rome fell because the Romans were all gay. This gayness led to them all becoming peedos (as you do) because apparently that seemed like a good idea at the time, or something. This pissed God off and he smited them mightily. The lesson is therefore that a. all gays become paedophiles eventually, something in the style of a Pokemon evolution and b. toleration of homosexuality makes God really angry, so letting gay people get married etc is just begging for a good smiting.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I rather like this bit:

"Anyway, the decline coincided with the rise of Christianity, which under the “God’s protection†theory means that God was punishing Rome for dropping paganism and adopting monotheism."

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was surprised they didn't have any thing about the civil war. But maybe saying Jefferson Davis was a hero should be in a list of Christian Right-Extremists Delusions About History.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was surprised they didn't have any thing about the civil war. But maybe saying Jefferson Davis was a hero should be in a list of Christian Right-Extremists Delusions About History.

A lot of the Civil War fetish stuff begins and ends with people like Douggie. There are some stupid CW interpretations out there (the war was only about states' rights. Which it was. They are not wrong about that. It was about the states' rights to stay slave states). But much of the political Christian right focus more on the colonial/revolutionary period.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tomorrow, I will take the time to make a list of everything you can hear here from the fundamentalist about our revolution. : It's because of gay jews that our nation died in 1792, the september 22th. (And this is because of the French Socialist that Hitler was elected. I don't deny the responsibility of Daladier and Blum, no, but this idea is so narcissistic.)

And dear Mr. Santorum, power and democracy can't come from God, because it can not come from something that does not exist.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.



  • Recent Status Updates

    • Bluebirdbluebell

      Bluebirdbluebell

      I highly recommend Not the Good Girl's Youtube channel. She is making great documentaries about cults.
      · 0 replies
    • BlackberryGirl

      BlackberryGirl

      Ohh jeeze, GrandBerry6 just came to me, snuggled his face in my neck and barfed, all over me. In my neck, in my hair, on my face, down inside my nightie all over the front of my nightie. Ohh FUCK! Bath, washed hair, cleaned sofa. Good times, good times.
      · 2 replies
    • Scrabblemaster

      Scrabblemaster

      I danced through my living room feeling awesome. From time to time I do this. Maybe wine is involved. Good music is definitely involved. It is awesome. I recommend it to you. With or without wine.
      · 2 replies
    • Hazelbunny

      Hazelbunny

      After a few months of trying to decide what kind of new computer to get and my brother telling me a Mac would be the best decision I could ever make and my sister telling me that would be the worst and I ought to stick to Windows.... I now have a used Mac. I am trying to get used to it. Not easy, but the Magnifying program is a lot better than the Windows one (that was the ultimate reason for my decision) and FJ works a lot better than on my 10-year old Laptop, too!!  
      · 0 replies
    • WannabeHistorian

      WannabeHistorian

      Y'all, holter monitors suck. And naturally the palpitations that caused this test to be ordered are remarkably absent today. 
      I'm off to go work out in the hopes that triggers it. T minus 10 hours till I get this thing off. 
      · 4 replies
    • 47of74

      47of74

      Fuck Fornicate.  Glad I got in to see this place before the world went to shit.
       
      · 0 replies
    • PreciousPantsofDoom

      PreciousPantsofDoom

      I frigging hate the toilets at this worksite. Specifically the door locks. Stupid little knoblet that isn't clear if it is locked or not. Door opens right off the main hallway and the toilet is just far enough from the door that I can't just hold the door shut in case I've got the lock wrong. I mean really people, how hard is it to design this? I just want to pee in private with no anxiety. Apparently that is too much to ask for. 
      · 1 reply
    • 47of74

      47of74

      First thing I'm doing when I get to the hereafter is finding the ancestors who moved to the US in the first place and asking them what the fuck they were thinking moving here in the first place.  Along with giving them an epic the reason you suck speech hopefully in the presence of God and the Lord Jesus Christ Himself to all of them for condemning their descendants to living in a shithole.
      · 0 replies
    • feministxtian

      feministxtian

      Its STILL snowing. Its not like I don't have a million things to do and need to take crap to the dumpster. 
      · 2 replies
    • Chocolate Lover

      Chocolate Lover

      Do any of you play Dyson Sphere Program?   For those who don't know what it is I'd suggest Googling it, because there's no way I could do it justice. 
      There's always just one more thing to do before I turn off.  Blink!  And it's 2 hours later.  
      · 0 replies
  • Recent Blog Entries

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.