I found Jesus - he lives in Queensland.

[Jecca]

http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/the- ... 2i946.html

Link not broken as it's a mainstream newspaper.

25 words or a bit more:

An article on some fuckknuckle who thinks he's Jesus has collected Mary Magdalene and various followers along the way, including some woman who had previously dropped $100K on Tony Robbins' BS.

[miffy]

Dammnn I was expecting it to be Bob Katter.

[Jecca]

Dammnn I was expecting it to be Bob Katter.

Nope, Bob would think he's God, not Jesus.

[Joan of Snarc]

I saw a TV show about this guy. I can't remember if it was 60 Minutes or 20/20 -- something like that. People came from all over the world to follow this fool.

[docmom]

I did my psychiatry rotation in medical school at Christmas. The floor was packed with Jesuses (Jesi?), Marys and God (brought in by the police for hitting the "whores" on the head with a big stick). One of the Marys was pregnant. It's not an uncommon delusion but no-one was giving any of these folks any money!

[crazyforkate]

Well, if we were going to track down Jesus anywhere, I bet he'd be in Australia - it's the only country badass enough to contain him.