Doug, the tool, Phillips to be keynote @ SoCal HomeschoolCon

[IrishRose]

http://www.balancingthesword.com/homesc ... Convention

My headship sent me this link...I'm starting a homeschool consulting business. I assured my headship that I wouldn't be welcomed there...I don't own a single modest skirt and I'm known for dressing goth. Plus I have no kids.

[ThisOlGirl]

Balancingthesword.com??? Poor Dougie thought he agreeing to speak at a VERY different convention.

I see the convention is being held at the Disneyland Hotel. Dear Baby Jesus, please gift us with a picture of Dougie in a Jack Sparrow costume. Or Snow White, I'm not picky.

[Beammeup]

I want to see him in a tinker bell costume

[FloraKitty35]

Doug "The Tool" really knows how to pick the homoerotic titles, doesn't he? Maybe the next one will be entitled "Swallowing the Sword".

[uber frau]

In my best ringmaster voice: "....aaaand preeesentiiinnggg: Doug Phillips sword swallower extrordinaire." (Cue spotlights, outrageous applause and a shower of fabulous glitter)